[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

[Vengeful Scars]

Lol I love rules.

[Trottski]

Large Duck, how'd you get Trottski?

through our everlasting shared love for Linux

[Vengeful Scars]

That's cute.

Actually, I've always wanted to give Linux a try, because I've played around with it on a friend's machine, but I don't do anything other than internet and games

[WellAdjusted]

I find LargeDuck pretty attractive..

[KT.]

LargeDuck is fuckable. I don't know if I'd call him "hot" but I haven't seen any photos of him that made me go "ew".

[Atomic]

[Vengeful Scars]

Look at his main picture on FB?

That's what I've looked at, nothing else because I don't really give a shit, I'm not trying to do him

[KT.]

I don't have facebook

[Vengeful Scars]

One of the 12 people in the world. He can post the picture if he wants, it's the one I've called SF ugly about, so maybe he doesn't always look terrible(he looks incredibly fucked up [10] in the picture)

[simonj]

according to facebook, it's shitface's birthday today (the 8th)

[WellAdjusted]

hmm, so it is

[faesce]

we need to get the CD girls together and systematically determine which male CD men are fuckable

this would amuse me greatly

[gwahir]

i know i'm dying to find out

[ShitFace]

For the record, my (ugh) was about black teeth generally, not SF

edit: they're meant to be white

lol thanks for clarification.

yeah, its not perfect, but getting it white costs loads and tbh it doesn't bother me anymore...

for the record, its black due to no fault of my own

[faesce]

i think having a black tooth is kind of badass

[faesce]

but only if your other teeth are in super shape otherwise it's just crack addict shit

[KT.]

shitface got shitfaced and now he has a real shit face

[ShitFace]

guess that makes me a badass then faesce.
i have really good teeth apart from the black one.

[LargeDuck]

He can post the picture if he wants, it's the one I've called SF ugly about, so maybe he doesn't always look terrible(he looks incredibly fucked up [10] in the picture)

Basically, due to a lack of vanity, the fact that I am not particularly photogenic and how hilarious I find photos of myself wasted I quite regularly represent myself online with the most fucked up disgusting photo I can.

I find this approach really nets me some bitches (been single for a long time )

I am beautiful

Quite surprised to hear that from WA and KT as I am British in the teeth, lanky in the limb and gaunt in the face. Guess some plane tickets are in order.

[WellAdjusted]

ooo baby unbutton one more a dem buttons

[WellAdjusted]

well, I tried

[Trottski]

Woe is you largeduck! don't worry, you look better in real life, despite the nose

[simonj]

Largeduck looks like a guy I was friends with in school. He was related to the actor Christopher Eccleston

[gina]

I find this approach really nets me some bitches (been single for a long time )

shoulda said "net me some net bitches" that woulda put the zing in amazing

[Think]

we need to get the CD girls together and systematically determine which male CD men are fuckable

this would amuse me greatly

i know i'm dying to find out

he said male CD men

[gwahir]

got me there

[Think]

Saw maesce's post and was really hoping for a setup

[Vengeful Scars]

sycld doesn't count as a male cd man.... y'know cause he's indian

[Atmosfear]

I bet I am in the bangable group despite them never seeing my visage because they want to find out if I'm as good as they think I must be.

(I'm not)

[KT.]

you're bangable because you have a fat wallet

[Vengeful Scars]

I'm bangable because (insert reason here)

[Atomic]

Because you have a dick and any of these young ladies are looking for a man with a dick.

[gina]

wait...men have dicks?

and excuse me it's pronounced "dique"

[Atomic]

You say dique and I say dick. Let's call the whole thing off!

[Atmosfear]

you're bangable because you have a fat wallet

Young lady talk

[Vengeful Scars]

wait...men have dicks?

and excuse me it's pronounced "dique"

what do internettes have?

[ShitFace]

bewbs

[simonj]

bewbs

not if you're kt

[sycld]

I'm non-threatening gay male friend who is allowed to, once or twice, experiment.

Hence, bangable, regardless.

[TheOriginalGrumpySpy]

The tags on this are amazing.