Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
Why is the kid dressed like he's in ZZ Top?

Also, why are you all wearing wallet chains? What was the theme of the wedding, Bad Fashion Decisions From 2002?
Watches. learn2zootsuit.

Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
I hope you were constantly saying to the guy in the middle "hey, don't you have a barn to erect somewhere?"
That's the groom and yes we did make lots of Amish jokes.