[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

[thank mr skeltal]

Looks like Michael Jackson

[KT.]

What the fuck is with the quality of that photo? It looks like it has a jizz filter on it.

The photo was already subpar in quality, so I decided to jpeg that shit up to the max for 90's nostalgia. Spent like 10 minutes getting it to that level.

[Infernus]

I LIKE UR PIXELS THEYRE RLY CUTE

[dark llama]

Dark llama your cat is cute what breed is it?

himalayan, best cat

[Vengeful Scars]

I have a cat, it's called a vagina

[Vengeful Scars]

No wait. My pregnant whoreslutgirlfriend has a vagina, I have 12 dicks

[Oats]

Merry christmas everybody my gift to you is sexual frustration and confusion at how you are so attracted to a man.

brace yourselves

[ShitFace]

you look like a redneck now

[Oats]

Oh it was movember and all that y'know.

[thank mr skeltal]

Here is one of me at Indy 500 time trials this past summer

[sycld]

you look like a redneck now

i agree. and a fairly unremarkable one at that. maybe you should go back to emo.

Here is one of me at Indy 500 time trials this past summer

now that's a real man.

hubba hubba.

[gwahir]

bennett you give me hope that someday even i might find love

[gwahir]

[ShitFace]

jesus christ you look how i feel
(miserable)

[sycld]

jesus christ you look how i feel
(miserable)

I was going to say "John Belushi."

But yeah I feel the same way.

woohoo!

[gwahir]

ironically that was me trying to do a sad face while quite happy

[ShitFace]

sure you were

[Atomic]

I was going to say "John Belushi."

But yeah I feel the same way.

woohoo!

Looks like Bam Margera to me.

[Vengeful Scars]

Everyone forgot "raging homosexual", though gwahir you look amazingly unsycld like in that picture. I would say I'd put one in here eventually, but the last picture taken of me, not for work, was a mug shot. I just don't take pictures unless I go to jail, and then I'm the star of the show.

[gwahir]

there's a much gayer picture of me wherein i showed the internet how sweaty i was after working out in the hot australian summer sun

[Hippocrass]

Do the internet a favor and don't post it.

[gwahir]

well now i want to

[sycld]

yeah i "agree" that I "don't" want to see it

[Oats]

i agree. and a fairly unremarkable one at that. maybe you should go back to emo.

merry christmas

[Mad Pino Rage]

Myself, Ricequeen, cattes: whiskey & willow, artwork by ricequeen

[Vengeful Scars]

You two should take up smoking pot, and eat the cats. I dunno about Rice Queen, but you look to be of the race to eat kitties

[sycld]

i thought every race ate pussy... 'cept black.

also you might be unaware but you accidentally put white rectangles over rice queen's license plate. if you could post her tag # that'd be great.

[Mad Pino Rage]

You two should take up smoking pot, and eat the cats. I dunno about Rice Queen, but you look to be of the race to eat kitties

I would never eat a cat

also you might be unaware but you accidentally put white rectangles over rice queen's license plate. if you could post her tag # that'd be great.

Sure, I'll get right on that it is is lol555

[gwahir]

a rundown of my summer activities

singing on a friend's album in a real fine recording studio



beaching



finding out the extent of my peanut allergy

[gwahir]

photos still to come: partying with a super fly real 1940s embossed velvet smoking jacket; firetwirling while dressed as rafiki from the lion king at an "africa-themed" party

[mutton]

和阿... is the last character supposed to be 泉?
makes no sense (begins with "and"), so I'm guessing it's a transliterated name

link the album

[gwahir]

link what album

[gwahir]

oh my friend's album

there's no link, it's only in physical cd form, no itunes

[Atomic]

i thought every race ate pussy... 'cept black.

also you might be unaware but you accidentally put white rectangles over rice queen's license plate. if you could post her tag # that'd be great.

I don't think the male half of the gay race does.

[gwahir]

photos still to come: partying with a super fly real 1940s embossed velvet smoking jacket; firetwirling while dressed as rafiki from the lion king at an "africa-themed" party

a teaser while i wait for the firetwirling and smoking jacket photos to turn up

[Atomic]

I don't think the loin cloth is supposed to go there.

[gwahir]

look at pictures of rafiki and tell me where the loincloth should go

[CPOC]

Meanwhile in Australia

[Oats]

Just here to remind you how pretty I am


I had a graduation and it was quite cool (I am the one on the right)


And this was like last week (Just to confuse you I'm on the left in this one you follow me?)

[Vengeful Scars]

She's doing the "Live long and prosper" thing with her hand, while drinking from a 2 liter.

Also, Oats, I want your body. No Homo. I mean, I just want to general slenderness of it, because I could turn it into me being eye fucked by everyone. As it stands right now I only get eye fucked by a few people. Though, If I just continue with my tapeworm and general anorexia I could drop down to your 175-ish pounds(assuming you're 6 foot or so), but as it stands I'm 7 lbs off of my goal(185).

Damn, I need to start going back to the gym