[Official] Post a recent picture of yourself thread

[Oats]

Just here to remind you how pretty I am


I had a graduation and it was quite cool (I am the one on the right)


And this was like last week (Just to confuse you I'm on the left in this one you follow me?)

[Vengeful Scars]

She's doing the "Live long and prosper" thing with her hand, while drinking from a 2 liter.

Also, Oats, I want your body. No Homo. I mean, I just want to general slenderness of it, because I could turn it into me being eye fucked by everyone. As it stands right now I only get eye fucked by a few people. Though, If I just continue with my tapeworm and general anorexia I could drop down to your 175-ish pounds(assuming you're 6 foot or so), but as it stands I'm 7 lbs off of my goal(185).

Damn, I need to start going back to the gym

[Oats]

Nigga I live in New Zealand where we use real numbers and measurements. I am 174 cms and about 67 kg. I started getting a wee beer gut when I got sloppy with my appearance and grew the beard cause I was lazy and drove everywhere and sat down all day but I've since lost that and I finally have wee abs starting to poke through and my traps and delts are starting to get some nice definition going on. Not going for the whole "Do you even lift" look just gonna get in shape y'know.

[Vengeful Scars]

You're a short skinny dude. My "real measurements" are 185(and some change)cm and 87kg. That's the size of my dick though, I'm about 1m 400kg

That also makes the girl in your picture about 5ft or so(157cm). I don't want the "do u evn lift faggot" look either, just sexy in shape.

[thank mr skeltal]

Is that your mom?? Either way tell her Rick from the internet says "wasssssup"

[Vengeful Scars]

Yea Oats, if that is your mom, she had you when she was 12-16, and can totes get it.

[gwahir]

oats you are fucking short

and by short i mean my height

and i am more buff than you way to go

[Vengeful Scars]

You both short as hell. my 6'1(AND A HALF) is decent enough, but not perfect. For reference

[Hippocrass]

til vs is a manlet

[faesce]

currently loling at the random guy with a spinning avatar

[dark llama]

gwahir you look like my friend's homosexual brother. are you my friend's homosexual brother?

oats you are a short faggot. short people don't have any reason to live. kill yourself.

p.s. where'd you graduate from? the school of hard cocks?

p.p.s. that was a rhetorical and sarcastismic question. please don't answer it. Just wear stilts for the rest of your life and maybe you'll get to start sleeping with my runoff.

[Oats]

excuse you but do you see that face and that smile? that jawline and sexy stubble. Charming and you know it.

[absolution.]

I'm such a babe.

[faesce]

dude i can appreciate a man's body but did you have to strip everything but ya underwears off

ya dingus

[faesce]

put some gym shorts on christ

[faesce]

ps i rule

[absolution.]

But then you wouldn't be able to see the outline of my dick

[dark llama]

:half-mast:

let's do our best to bring that soldier to attn what do ya say

:full-mast: :after-im-done-with-ya:

[Hippocrass]

But then you wouldn't be able to see the outline of my sock

[aspirin]

Oats, are you still getting the vibra-train workout from living in Shakeytown or did you bugger off elsewhere?
I never had the effort to even get a beer belly. Drinking beer takes effort, if you don't have friends.

Anyway, FB profile picture:


And the last photo taken of me, by some loser with a gaudy logo and a cliche company name. Didn't even give me a heads up.

[Infernus]

what did everyone turn into a fucking model you hot fags