Update: I am a master social engineer and got the Deathstar to give me a $100 credit for leaving them even though they don't prorate final bills by policy, so all is good there. I ported over our phones tonight and it was a very easy process, it said it takes 1-2 days but it took about literally 3 seconds for our new phones to become active. The wife's big complaint is that she hates the new emojis on Marshmallow android, I was like #firstworldproblems #dealwithit

So far so good, working as advertised. Shit makes and receives calls, texts, surfs, etc as you'd expect. The 6P is large but not XBOX huge, my case for it comes Friday so that will help make it fit a bit better in my hand, the naked phone is pretty slippery on the back. The fingerprint scanner works amazingly well, I haven't used that feature on other phones for comparison but it doesn't take much longer to unlock the phone than the regular click and swipe. Was gonna have to buy all new chargers for the USB-C (fits in either way, woo hoo) but the Fi box comes with a wall charger and cord as well as a USB A to USB C cord so you can use your old wall adapters but its a slower charge. They also still had stock in the "holiday gifts" so we each got a box of knock-off LEGO-like blocks (not bad for a knock off but obviously not real LEGO to my trained eye) and also in that box was another A-to-C converter cord, so we are good there. I'll keep an eye out over the next month or two for discounts on car chargers, not a huge rush for that cause my battery is fuckin' MASSIVE

oh also the camera is fucking amazing too, took a low light shot as a test and expected the flash to go off. It didn't go off, and I was like "wtf this pic will be shit" and lo and behold the picture was fucking perfect.