If you want the best thing to put on tortilla chips in the world here is what you do.

Go to Sam's Club, and got to the meat section. In the meat section is a place that will have guacamole. Go to that place, but don't get guacamole. Next to the guacamole will be a medium sized tub of white cheese that will cost like $8. You'll look at it and think that it is a ripoff, but it is not. Purchase it, heat it in the microwave, and have an orgasm as you have the greatest chip dip in the world.