Thread: Weird Shit Happens When I shit.

Originally Posted by Cryptic

Well the spots are the increase in blood pressure from straining to go when you're bound up.

And wtf? You're either a top, not gay, or a gay guy that doesn't fuck. Which is it?

Yeah, I know the spots' origin.

And I'm a gay guy that doesn't fuck.

Originally Posted by djwolford

I've often felt like sycld isn't really gay. I don't know why.

Originally Posted by Cryptic

Yeah me too. I dunno, maybe he just tries to hard always talking about how he's gay. And somebody, I don't remember who, said once that he admitted on IRC that he wasn't gay IRL. Doesn't matter though, it's still funny as hell.

Wtf? I am totally gay How is a gay guy suppose to feel? I do my best to act in so gay in a way that people hate me for it, and all I get in return are false accusations that I'm a straight :'(

Also, I've never been on CD's IRC...

Originally Posted by Cryptic

I've never personally understood gay men who don't fuck (or receive the fucking). That's kind of a like a straight guy that will only go to 3rd base.

Yeah you just can't win can you - I bet if you claimed to be straight people would call you a faggot anyway. I've never been in there either, I hate IRC, I just remember somebody posting once that you said you weren't gay.

Faggot.

Tidus I've also often seen you as a homosexual who is struggling with his sexual identity. The kind of guy that puts up pad locks and dead bolts on the closet door to keep himself from coming out.

No offense.

Originally Posted by djwolford

Tidus I've also often seen you as a homosexual who is struggling with his sexual identity. The kind of guy that puts up pad locks and dead bolts on the closet door to keep himself from coming out.

No offense.

Then so be it.

Internet people's perception of me doesn't really hurt me.

Also, my closet is wide open so others can get in.

Oh nice. Maybe I should go back in the closet and join you then good sir.

You know it baby.

Originally Posted by paulyt

Weird Piss Happens When I Piss

if it's white and creamy, and you only pee it out when your penis is long and hard, then it isn't piss.

Originally Posted by paulyt

Oh? What is it then?

a sin that cries out from the earth to God for vengence

Originally Posted by sycld

a sin that cries out from the earth to God for vengence

Because you touch yourself in the shower.