Quote Originally Posted by Mang View Post
I hate the word "poop". It's the crappest (pun intended) word ever.

Anyway I take ages when I shit. I read a magazine and I end up taking like 5 or 10 minutes to shit, then stay on the toilet for another hour just reading. That means I forget to wipe while its moist, and I end up with a crusty shit-infested anus, which means I have to shower.


So really you could say that including reading, shower and drying time, my shits take me up to an hour and a half.
Pure Win right here


Voting + for making me laugh out loud in a library


I also engage in the longer shits because I typically am chillin out looking at my phone (even know theres never anything new to look at), read labels, count floor tiles, sing a song in my head. Yeah I like just sitting there