Thread: Weird Shit Happens When I shit.

Originally Posted by Mang

I hate the word "poop". It's the crappest (pun intended) word ever.

Anyway I take ages when I shit. I read a magazine and I end up taking like 5 or 10 minutes to shit, then stay on the toilet for another hour just reading. That means I forget to wipe while its moist, and I end up with a crusty shit-infested anus, which means I have to shower.


So really you could say that including reading, shower and drying time, my shits take me up to an hour and a half.

lol
I do the same, forgetting wise. Except not to the point of letting it go crusty. Sicko.


I have to take off my t shirt and anything else I'm wearing on my top half out of fear of catching during wiping.

Originally Posted by ShitFace

lol
I do the same, forgetting wise. Except not to the point of letting it go crusty. Sicko.


I have to take off my t shirt and anything else I'm wearing on my top half out of fear of catching during wiping.

Yeah I do the same thing, I always think when I'm wiping It will catch the bottom of my shirt and I might just no know it until it's too late and half the world already saw it.