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    Green Bay, WI 11/25/08 (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Green Bay courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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    I lol'd.

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    lol, that one was pretty good.

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    Didn't see that one coming. Nice.

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    Rofl, I let out a giant lol at this. Good one.

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    I read Green Bay Packers and wondered where this was going, then I lol'd.

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    Lols, I've heard this joke with so many teams.


    It's good everytime because I never expect it.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Bwahaha, I get it, it's because the packers aren't good.
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    At first, I was wondering why this wasn't in WTF news.
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    It takes a lot to make me laugh.

    This made me laugh.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    Oh snap you got me! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptic View Post
    Oh snap you got me! LOL
    Out. Now.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    I would have lol'd if this 'joke' was a: funny & b: not as old as dirt. Heard it years ago. However bump a bunch of cheeseheads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HopeYouDie View Post
    I would have lol'd if this 'joke' was a: funny & b: not as old as dirt. Heard it years ago. However bump a bunch of cheeseheads.
    It was funny.

    Shut the fuck up.

    Get out.

    We don't want you here.

    Now, get on your knees bitch.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    It was funny.

    Shut the fuck up.

    Get out.

    We don't want you here.

    Now, get on your knees bitch.
    No it wasn't- no one asked you what you wanted. You stfu and gtfo you fuktarded pucee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HopeYouDie View Post
    No it wasn't- no one asked you what you wanted. You stfu and gtfo you fuktarded pucee.
    Why don't you go post in flames?

    Oh wait, I know why. Because you're too scared to get your ass e-whooped.

    You're a pathetic excuse of a fucking human.

    In other news, lol:

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    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Old joke is old

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    I laughed out loud.

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    old copypasta is older than daitengu is fat jokes

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    why is everyone sucking tengu's dick itt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    why is everyone sucking tengu's dick itt
    It's because he is the head admin, like everybody used to do with TGO. At least TGO had some amusing posts, especially when he was posting as The Grey.

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    pualyt has 666 posts right now.

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    I remember back in the day during that weird, basically spam thread started by TGO in the CD forum on LWS I hit 6969 posts and took a screenshot. Man we got a good 2 or 3 seconds of laughs off that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Bwahaha, I get it, it's because the packers aren't good.
    Oh shit, I didn't get the joke until I read your post

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    It takes a lot to make me laugh.

    This made me laugh.
    That's funny, I'd have figured you'd laugh whenever you looked in the mirror



    or cried every time I guess.
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by paulyt View Post
    It's because he is the head admin, like everybody used to do with TGO. At least TGO had some amusing posts, especially when he was posting as The Grey.
    You know, there are only so many stories i can take about a dude getting anally fisted by his wife before it becomes... passé

    the Grey was a one-trick pony

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    pualyt has 666 posts right now.
    had 666 posts
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Oh shit, I didn't get the joke until I read your post



    That's funny, I'd have figured you'd laugh whenever you looked in the mirror



    or cried every time I guess.
    Huhu.

    I only cry because I'm laughing so hard at you lardass.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Huhu.

    I only cry because I'm laughing so hard at you lardass.
    good one dickfridge
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    good one dickfridge
    WTF does that mean?

    I'd love to have a cawk that could cool my beer.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Should be the lions

    Detroit needs a new team bad

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    yeah the lions have sucked forever so that's never going to happen

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    I liked it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    good one dickfridge
    Whatever you say.

    Go back to your WoW.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Whatever you say.

    Go back to your WoW.
    lol
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClownPrinceOfCrime View Post
    Should be the lions

    Detroit needs a new team bad
    and you just need a fatal lobotomy
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    This is less interesting than the fact that my cat is sitting on my head.

    Which he is.

    Or was at least... now he's sitting on my shoulders, and his purring makes him feel like a weak neck massager.


    PANDAS
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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    This is less interesting than the fact that my cat is sitting on my head.

    Which he is.

    Or was at least... now he's sitting on my shoulders, and his purring makes him feel like a weak neck massager.
    aka vibrator?
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    aka vibrator?
    ...perhaps, except I wouldn't stick kitty anywhere I'd normally stick one of those.

    The claws would cause too much damage and bleeding imo.


    PANDAS
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    It was new to me

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