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    Nothing says: "Dear god stop raping me" Like an inverse condom with blades on the inside. I first learned about this a few years ago and decided it deserved a comeback on the internet circle. Supposedly the only way to get it removed is to go to a hospital and get operated on. The website gives a lot of really good literature and examples of use.

    My favorite use is: "Use it when you go out drinking!" Because everyone loves the idea of "OH SWEET, I'm about to score!" followed by the screams of "Dear GOD my penis is bleeding!" Lets hope the drunk chick is very aware of what lives in their vagina.

    http://www.rapestop.net for the official site.

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    my mom shoulda used one of those ..

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    This is why you should always go for the pooper, consensual or not.

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    hrmm.. seems it could be placed in one's ass .. also.

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    Who wraps it before rape? Not me!
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    hrmm .. i wonder if you .. nevermind .. rape away..

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    i was actually lookin at this thing a while back. one of my chick freinds wanted one to get back at one of her exes with. In any case they have actually not brought this thing to market. Plus i was always thinking you could finger a chick before you bang her.. i always do.

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    Stop posting anti-rape techniques, it ruins my weekends.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    What if I am asleep and someone enters my house and tries to rape me?

    Golden rule... keep the device right next to you. Remember it is very easy to insert, and very quick too.
    LOL... good luck with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sliploco View Post
    my mom shoulda used one of those ..
    Actually, you should just stop fucking your mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Actually, you should just stop fucking your mom.
    :lol:

    Deep burn man

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Actually, you should just stop fucking your mom.
    ohk, dad.

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    The only real way to stop someone from raping you is to say yes every time.

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    This is an outrage!

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    Turn that thing inside out, wear it like a condom, and then rape the bitch. See how she likes trying to avoid getting raped now.

    EDIT: Won't the man initially feel this?

    When a rapist attacks, he looses control of his senses. He will become aware of the device when it is too late.

    Pet peeve number fucking one. Number two is shitty websites.
    Last edited by DGCA; 12-01-2008 at 04:01 AM.

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    took me a minute to find.. but i felt this needed to be in this thread. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DGCA View Post
    Turn that thing inside out, wear it like a condom, and then rape the bitch. See how she likes trying to avoid getting raped now.

    EDIT: Won't the man initially feel this?

    When a rapist attacks, he looses control of his senses. He will become aware of the device when it is too late.

    Pet peeve number fucking one. Number two is shitty websites.
    I fucking hate when people say looses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    I fucking hate when people say looses.
    You have a lot of pet peeves, eh?
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    You have a lot of pet peeves, eh?
    That one ranks up there with your/you're imo.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    That one ranks up there with your/you're imo.
    Good point.

    Your making me loose at the game of life.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    that poses a ? ... what if she's too loose to use this thing? .. boxcutters duct taped to her uterus? lol

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    Nothing says, "Aggrivate your rapist," like one of those things! There's a reason they're not popular anymore in Africa. Because the women would get flat out killed after the agressor cut himself.

    And women forget that they have tampons in. Oof.

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    Wow that would suck if the girl forgot about that when she got drunk and said yes to the sex...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Good point.

    Your making me loose at the game of life.
    You can take Full credit for losing @ life. That is one goal you have managed to accomplish all by yourself. As for that monstrosity of a condom- OUCH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HopeYouDie View Post
    You can take Full credit for losing @ life. That is one goal you have managed to accomplish all by yourself. As for that monstrosity of a condom- OUCH!
    I loose at life. Not lose.

    Also, please watch the flaming out of flames.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    So in order to not have a penis forced inside her vagina, a woman should wear a glass apparatus larger than a penis in her vagina at all times?

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    Added bonus. No one said it wasn't fun! I'm suddenly fearing anal rape.

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