Thread: Assulted by the stray ashes of a cigarette

Flip flop wearers beware! I was walking to class today all bad ass and fly, wearing flip flops since it's still relatively nice out, when I felt a stinging pain between my pinky toe and that other one next to it (it doesn't have a name). My jerk reaction surprisingly enough was to do nothing and wait for the pain to go away because that's just how tough I am, but it didn't, so I looked down and saw what looked like a little red bug between my toes.

I reached down to brush it away and that's when I realized it was a still-lit piece of ash from a cigarette. Since it had been sitting there for a few seconds it pretty much hurt like hell, so I looked around for who was walking near me and smoking a cigarette. Some sorority chick in sweatpants and a tie-dye shirt was the culprit, so I did her a favor and smashed her head in to a cement bench that was conveniently located nearby.

The end result is I have blisters between my toes.

Wow glad I got that off my chest.