To WIN! What the hell is the point of anything ... other than winning?Originally Posted by Sir Bifford
To WIN! What the hell is the point of anything ... other than winning?
ITT the "cool" druggies try to defend their lame vocabulary
I thought the point was to prove that the OP and his friends are 15 year-old hillbillies.
I think a better version of the bro game you should play would consist of the following:
-Still on teams of 5
-6 pack of Seagrams wine coolers
-Every minute do a shot of wine from a box until it is gone
-After every round of wine shots, high five the player directly across from you, and rotate your seat to the right one position so you high-five a different bro each time
-12 orders of bread sticks with extra tubs of garlic butter sauce
-After the food is gone, drink whatever garlic butter sauce remains
-Must do all of the above while sitting in a hot tub in your underwear, and watching hardcore gay porn (none of that "I just do gay porn because it pays more" stuff, I mean the kind where you can tell they ain't faking those orgasms) on a 120" projection on a glass bead screen that is 3 feet away from the group.
Hmm actually on second thought, your original plan is gayer.
So, if you were a REAL bro, wouldn't you make women play this game and then take advantage of them?
I don't know about you guys but if you seriously feel the need to prove yourself as a man then you obviously lack the testicular fortitude to pull off even the girliest of 'competitions'. There is ONLY 1 way to know who The Man is: Fight to the death! Whoever doesn't get up is NOT 'The Man'.
Last edited by HopeYouDie; 12-03-2008 at 06:16 PM.
Well here is the thing, Richard: if everyone rotates to the right in you circle you will always high-five the same guy.-After every round of wine shots, high five the player directly across from you, and rotate your seat to the right one position so you high-five a different bro each time
If it was a square jacuzzi it would be someone different, yes?
I haven't heard it called a 30 rack before either, my friends and I always referred to them as a Dirty Thirty.
If you want a true test in how manly you are, you will need: Alcohol and lots of it, 5 friends, $500 to put in the middle, and a handgun (preferably a revolver, but feel free to use a semi automatic for polish roulette).
That would make you guys bad ass and hardcore
Please tell me this was a joke
Oh Jesus Christ it wasn't this thread just got noticeably dumber.
:facepalm:
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Somebody's thinkin' 'bout Papa John's, eh?
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Uhh...
What would you call the terms then cool guy.
I would keep it to myself because bragging about drugs doesn't make you cool
Who bragged about drugs.
Atmosfear saw keywords and made a default response without it being entirely applicable, though it still had general merit.
I think the point isn't trying to be super badass, but just to have a good time. Coming to the op's rescue a little here, it's not saying that the team which does all that are super badass for not passing out and dying, but a good ol competition to get fucked up pretty quickly. Like a 3 man case race, no one's going to die or impress anyone with their 10 beers, but its to see who can drop all their brews faster. Also, how does sitting around watching meatspin make you cool?
Also, real men would do it with cheap bourbon not vodka shit.
it would be easier with cheap bourbon than with vodka.
for me anyway. My second-worst 'too drunk' experience involved vodka, and since it was the first time I had ever had a 'too drunk' experience it stuck with me. I still have trouble with vodka. I have trouble with orange juice too.
yea, i have an experience like that. Now I can't have redbull or jager without gagging.
If that were true, he'd say it's a test of how much fun he can have.
Did he? I think not.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
It doesn't?
Also, Pepsi, I'd argue half of the fun part about getting fucked is the stories you get the day after.
Fucked or fucked up?
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Uhh....Yes.
Eight ball is also used for meth and heroin. Probably a few others but I really don't feel like thinking at the moment. Fire bud is just a homo term. I have a lot of pothead friends and I never hear that level of homosexuality from them.
Also, this.
Eight ball is common. 30 rack, and fire bud are both really retarded terms that I've never heard before, but I'm able to extrapolate only idiots use.
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I thought the title said "Biro Game". Needless to say even that would have been better than the crap dished up in the OP.
Or maybe they are common for certain areas, while other places use different terms. It is also not referred to as fire bud most commonly, most people usually just say fire. I guess 30 rack is just used around here, I thought that was pretty fuckin common but I guess not. I don't see why it's stupid though if it is used to differentiate between a case with 24 beers in it. What it comes down to is that most of you are assholes.
I've heard 8 ball mainly used to refer to coke or Old English 800 beer.
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