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    Default Baby needs a new desktop

    http://reviews.cnet.com/desktops/fal...5.html?subj=re

    It's a nice PC, but eight grand means I will have to suck so much cock I'm now taking up donations for chapstick.

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    I saw this a few days ago. The most ridiculous thing I thought was that they recommended that you don't use it unless you have a 30 inch monitor or larger. Using a huge TV doesn't tend to make the picture look good, typically it just pixelizes everything because the video cards on most computers aren't large enough to make a difference. I'd be interested to see how it worked on my 42".

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    I would like to receive this computer as a gift.

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    i think i just had the biggest nerdgasm of my life.

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    Thats nice.

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    Just build that for a reasonable price; and you're never going to need 12gb of ram.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    you're never going to need 12gb of ram.
    Just like when I bought mine, upgraded to 2GB ram and they told me I'd never need 2GB of ram?

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    Yeah if you bought it in 1998.

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    '99, actually. Came custom with Windows ME, which sits just above Vista for best version ever.

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    Really, if you bought that you would have to live an extravagant lifestyle or your life centers around a computer.
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    Just build it for fucks sake.
    Its not hard to build a PC, and yeah, you won't need 12gb of ram for a good few years.

    I bet if you built it you could do it for 3 grand.

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    Wow...just wow.
    Quote Originally Posted by ozzy View Post
    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    Does it play minesweeper and solitaire?

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    I was pondering getting a computer with 11.75TB of hard drive space.

    I decided not too...since it would have been $11,000+
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    I was pondering getting a computer with 11.75TB of hard drive space.

    I decided not too...since it would have been $11,000+
    1.5TB Seagate = $130
    8 SATA ports on mobo
    12 TB for $1040 + computer cost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wanabedriver View Post
    1.5TB Seagate = $130
    8 SATA ports on mobo
    12 TB for $1040 + computer cost?
    Well, the memory+all of the other shit.

    it did include something like 16 gigs of ram.

    top end graphics and sound cards

    two 30" or so monitors

    surround sound

    all the premium software packages

    and more
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    i thought the building your own pc thing was established in the minds of internets like 7 years ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Well, the memory+all of the other shit.

    it did include something like 16 gigs of ram.

    top end graphics and sound cards

    two 30" or so monitors

    surround sound

    all the premium software packages

    and more
    You just said 11.75TB of hard drive space.

    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    Just build it for fucks sake.
    Its not hard to build a PC, and yeah, you won't need 12gb of ram for a good few years.

    I bet if you built it you could do it for 3 grand.
    i7 956 - $1030
    ASUS Rampage II Extreme - $400
    4870 x2 - $500 x 2 = $1000
    Intel X25-M SSD - $540
    G.Skill 2GBx3 ram kit - $170

    Subtotal - $3140

    Still need PSU, Case, 2 1TB hard drives, misc - I'd say $1k more for nicer stuff.
    Another $1k to watercool everything.

    Shit that's expensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wanabedriver View Post
    You just said 11.75TB of hard drive space.



    i7 956 - $1030
    ASUS Rampage II Extreme - $400
    4870 x2 - $500 x 2 = $1000
    Intel X25-M SSD - $540
    G.Skill 2GBx3 ram kit - $170

    Subtotal - $3140

    Still need PSU, Case, 2 1TB hard drives, misc - I'd say $1k more for nicer stuff.
    Another $1k to watercool everything.

    Shit that's expensive.
    Then a printer, some gaming accessories...some more shit.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Also, blu-ray...because I think I can get that...
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Wow. All that money any it doesn't even come with a blu-ray player? That fucking sucks.

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    It has to run Windows 3.11 because every OS since then sucked.
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