Didn't work with zoints lol
Didn't work with zoints lol
I don't mean to toot my own horn but beep beep!
That was a beep not a toot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oats
Charm, as in... I can near enough bullshit or talk my way in/out of anything. Like the time the police nabbed me for being a disorderly drunk. At 1st there was a lot of shouting and arm twisting, but 5 minutes in the van with them and they decide to not throw me in the cells, and let me right back out! :D
Edit: Also police on powertrips are assholes, they take out their little frustrations on you, so don't encourage those fuckers.
i am exceptionally good at recieving oral sex from beautiful women..
I am good at Warcraft.
Soccer. Everytime I go to the park to play I'm the best there. People hate it and try to take me out, but I'm too quick.
I'm going to actually call bullshit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliploco
we could see how good you are at receiving it from beautiful men.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliploco
and then post the evidence on the web.
Life.
seriously, everything comes easy to me.
Oh and I'm also fucking awesome at customer service and handling people.
Pissed off people call up to abuse our company from time to time. As the manager of my division, their call will often come to me and typically they end up apologizing and thanking me for the excellent service we provide. It generally all comes down to finding the hook to remind them of their deep insecurity that they are secretly a very bad person.
Just this morning I replied to an email from a CEO's secretary who told us they were so annoyed that they had had a meeting and were never using our company ever again. They replied to my email saying they understood how difficult things are for us and appreciate the efforts we are going to to fulfill their needs. They also attached a submission asking if we would like to sign a $200,000 supply contract with them. I'm going to leave them hanging till Monday.
Everyone ITT looks like an asshole, but MrShrike looks like the biggest asshole.
:pppurr:
I am good at sex, guns, drugs, and rock and roll.
And internet.
Why thankyou :oQuote:
Originally Posted by solecistic
I'm good at feeling other peoples pain, and trying to help them in any way that I can. I guess thats a strength or a weakness depending on how you see it.
That's probably my number two actuallyQuote:
Originally Posted by solecistic
I'm good at running. And honestly that's about it. Most people have many talents, that's about all I've got. I'm totally average at everything else. I can't even thank myself for most of my running abilities, a lot of athletic ability really IS genetic, my dad was a track star in high school and some of his records stand to this dayl. I won my first open track meet at age 12 on no training. I can make the most of what I was born with (and do) but it's not like I invested a whole lot of blood sweat and tears into my talent, which kind of makes me feel like poo sometimes when I see guys who bust their asses finish in the middle of the pack. I mean I train too, but I start out with an unfair advantage. And while winning races is nice and all that, it really is lonely at the top sometimes.
I truly wish I could be "just slightly better than average" at 3 or 4 things and have gotten there by my own effort instead of outstanding at 1 thing that I can't even really take credit for.
Does anybody else think shiny side is a huge douche?
yes he is a bit douchay.Quote:
Originally Posted by captain castle
Im pretty good at the piano.