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    I'm driving to vegas. Out of nowhere, right now. Anybody that lives nearby there call me at 7742613357 and ask for Tyler. We can meet up. It'll be awesome.


    Ok, see you guys in a couple days.
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    That's near Ivybridge yea?
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    Driving from where?

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    Ah man, I love Vegas. All the wash-up stars, booze, strippers and adult magazine racks you can ever want.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    This is not a typical thread by captain castle.

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    Checklist for Vegas trip-
    Rented red convertible
    Two bags of grass
    75 pellets of mescaline
    Five sheets of high powered blotter acid
    A saltshaker half full of cocaine
    A whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers and laughers
    A quart of tequila
    A quart of rum
    A case of beer
    A pint of raw ether
    24 amyls
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Checklist for Vegas trip-
    Rented red convertible
    Two bags of grass
    75 pellets of mescaline
    Five sheets of high powered blotter acid
    A saltshaker half full of cocaine
    A whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers and laughers
    A quart of tequila
    A quart of rum
    A case of beer
    A pint of raw ether
    24 amyls
    yeah that movie sucked never read the book though

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    I'll be driving through Vegas for a camping trip tomorrow. I'll be sure to take the long way around now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    I'll be driving through Vegas for a camping trip tomorrow. I'll be sure to take the long way around now.
    Wait, I assumed you were British because of your avatar, your name including grumpy spies, and your internet demeanor. You're not British?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Wait, I assumed you were British because of your avatar, your name including grumpy spies, and your internet demeanor. You're not British?
    seriously? this whole entire time

    who was it that togs banned because he called him a fag or something in flames

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    yeah that movie sucked never read the book though
    Ignore the initial idea that it might just be about two guys getting high and going to Vegas and it's a pretty good movie. Also Depp does a world class acting job portraying Hunter S. Thompson.

    Also the book is much better.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Wait, I assumed you were British because of your avatar, your name including grumpy spies, and your internet demeanor. You're not British?
    I see how you can make that mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Wait, I assumed you were British because of your avatar, your name including grumpy spies, and your internet demeanor. You're not British?
    I'm born and bred Californian, more specifically San Diego, although I now live in San Luis Obispo.

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    Although, for the right price I will be anything you want.

    OKAY G.I.?

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    calling and asking for frank castle

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    castle's going to try to win money for a liposuction?
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    I'm tempted to call and have him meet me somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    I'm tempted to call and have him meet me somewhere.
    Only if you abort the spawn that you two will create.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    call me at 7742613357 and ask for Tyler.

    Quoting in case he decides to delete later on

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    Quoting in case he decides to delete later on
    Good plan.

    This could be fun.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Only if you abort the spawn that you two will create.
    I'm not going to actually meet him. I don't live in Nevada.

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    Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    I'm tempted to call and have him meet me somewhere.
    I would say something about this, but this isn't flames, so I'll just say, in your dreams.
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    lol nobody called
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    lol nobody called
    I was gonna but I kept getting sidetracked by porn.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    touche
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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    Captain Castle: Now with the ability to fuck you into atheism
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    Holy shit you are unfunny

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    I might go to Vegas for Christmas vacation. How long will you be there?
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
    Albert Einstein

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    I'm home already lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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    Captain Castle: Now with the ability to fuck you into atheism
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    Holy shit you are unfunny

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    ITT CC finds people to kill.

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    Shhhh!
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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    Captain Castle: Now with the ability to fuck you into atheism
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    Holy shit you are unfunny

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    I'm next

    Oh shi-

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