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  1. 08-01-2009, 09:15 AM #81
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    happy birthday archimedes
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  2. 08-01-2009, 11:00 AM #82
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    does your cat have a face or does it just have eyes on its head?
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    cute funny cat story
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    For a minute there I forgot why my avatar was Iron Man. I'm probably gonna change it to a black lantern
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    MY WIFE and I went out grocery shopping yesterday


    we came home with a kitten








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  6. 08-04-2009, 09:17 AM #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    MY WIFE and I went out grocery shopping yesterday


    we came home with a kitten
    I have trouble believing part of your story.

    (Hint - I believe that you went grocery shopping. I believe that you brought a kitten home.)
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    Hint: If your wife has an airhole and an expressionless face, she's not really your wife.

    This is why KT's upcoming nuptials are doomed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    MY WIFE and I went out grocery shopping yesterday


    we came home with a kitten
    you should have got one each... i doubt it will be very filling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    MY WIFE and I went out grocery shopping yesterday


    we came home with a kitten








    dont you already own a cat

    why dont you make some baby tengus instead of filling your house with that nonsense
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  10. 08-05-2009, 12:42 PM #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    dont you already own a cat

    why dont you make some baby tengus instead of filling your house with that nonsense
    yes please we would love the elemental anthropomorphic personifications of hunger and gluttony to procreate
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    god knows there's too much food in the world for me to handle
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    god knows there's too much food in the world for me to handle
    as coqauvin is demonstrating, "pinkies up" is the best weight-loss strategy in the world

    it makes you dainty


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