mmmm, like 20 days or so...
i dunno if anyone else does this, but does anyone here not shower daily?
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mmmm, like 20 days or so...
i dunno if anyone else does this, but does anyone here not shower daily?
I do not have the opportunity as of now(Couch Surfing ftw, and the days I can't get a couch, I'm living outside/in hotels)Quote:
Originally Posted by crispy
to beat it, or shower?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
both.Quote:
Originally Posted by crispy
I have sex more often than I'm able to do either atm.
Sex in exchange for a bed to sleep in, nice trade off imo
Went three months without drinking, smoking, or jerking. This was at bootcamp.
God did I laughQuote:
Originally Posted by DickStivers
I don't understand how one can go months w/o jerking it. Sure you COULD, it wouldn't kill you or do you any long term harm, but I'd just be so god damned uncomfortable and irritable it wouldn't be worth it. Even during times when I don't have much of a sex drive I still have to like every week and a half or so, just to get rid of the tension and so I don't get random hard ons like I did when I was 13.
I'm keeping it down to 2-3 times a week. I've been doing so for about a month and its going well.
I once went about 5 days without doing it because I just completely forgot and/or never got going enough to do it.
Other than that I've abstained between 1-2 weeks before when I was on holiday with my family.
I'm scared to ask why you know this- but WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS?! And I've gone 3 months once when my mom swooped in and demolished my porn collection. Go mom. I love you too.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
That's the best trade off ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
this explains your usernameQuote:
Originally Posted by crispy
Take a wild guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stylez
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mang
well, you look up crispy on urbandictionary and it says, "neat, clean, trim, fresh, fashoionable, with it, good looking."
which is like the opposite of me...i wish i had a camera, to show you guy my filthy ass room...im pretty dirty sometimes...
Ooh that's just, oh Lord.Quote:
Originally Posted by Killuminati
lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stylez
i think i heard about "snowballing" on either this forum or the other forum i post to regularly, and i google'd it.
I first heard the term snowballing in Clerks.
I first heard the term snowballing from Jimmy Carr.
I don't care that muchQuote:
Originally Posted by crispy
snapQuote:
Originally Posted by Think
some hot little trick i did a few months ago emailed me and made me all hot and bothered
thankfully my parents just left the house allowing me to pet the killer whale
i feel like i'm 14 all over again
I disagree, I love having sex and have it almost every day, but some alone time is good every once in awhile too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
qft, although now that she's gone till march I'm having a hard time going a week without rubbing my oscar mayerQuote:
Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
About two weeks because of a family vacation. It was like an AK47 when I finally did it.
even if i did have sex nearly every day, i still wouldn't be able to go without caressing the gherkin for that long.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
Agreed. There is a time and place for everything. Jerkin it is no exception.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hey Friend
post made me jizz, 3 years wasted.Quote:
Originally Posted by DickStivers
3 months, had to get a bucket for the comeback.
I was convinced I performed better athletically with the help of all my little soldiers so I didn't jerk for weeks at a time frequently throughout highschool.
It supposedly works. Either I heard it somewhere or I'm just basing my knowledge on Martin Scorsese's Raging Bull.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chase
Yea, I heard boxers don't do it for months at a time so they're better in fights.
maybe thats why i suck at sportsQuote:
Originally Posted by dudeman
lol i got whomans to do it for me ho ho ho
o u r kewl manQuote:
Originally Posted by Malicious Intent
Any relation to Vicious Mentality? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Malicious Intent
Ask me in about 5 minutes and I will answer "about 5 minutes"
rick scarf how long has it been since you masturbated
how long?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Scarf
we were a minute late bro
2 minutes, reading threads did not help (much)
wait you've been masturbating constantly from birth until 5 minutes ago?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Scarf