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    mmmm, like 20 days or so...

    i dunno if anyone else does this, but does anyone here not shower daily?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crispy View Post
    mmmm, like 20 days or so...

    i dunno if anyone else does this, but does anyone here not shower daily?
    I do not have the opportunity as of now(Couch Surfing ftw, and the days I can't get a couch, I'm living outside/in hotels)
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    I do not have the opportunity as of now(Couch Surfing ftw, and the days I can't get a couch, I'm living outside/in hotels)
    to beat it, or shower?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crispy View Post
    to beat it, or shower?
    both.

    I have sex more often than I'm able to do either atm.

    Sex in exchange for a bed to sleep in, nice trade off imo
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    Went three months without drinking, smoking, or jerking. This was at bootcamp.
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
    Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by DickStivers View Post
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    God did I laugh

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    I don't understand how one can go months w/o jerking it. Sure you COULD, it wouldn't kill you or do you any long term harm, but I'd just be so god damned uncomfortable and irritable it wouldn't be worth it. Even during times when I don't have much of a sex drive I still have to like every week and a half or so, just to get rid of the tension and so I don't get random hard ons like I did when I was 13.

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    I'm keeping it down to 2-3 times a week. I've been doing so for about a month and its going well.

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    I once went about 5 days without doing it because I just completely forgot and/or never got going enough to do it.

    Other than that I've abstained between 1-2 weeks before when I was on holiday with my family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    that's called "snowballing" fyi


    wut you're the one writing the homoerotic stuff (no homo)
    I'm scared to ask why you know this- but WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS?! And I've gone 3 months once when my mom swooped in and demolished my porn collection. Go mom. I love you too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    both.

    I have sex more often than I'm able to do either atm.

    Sex in exchange for a bed to sleep in, nice trade off imo
    That's the best trade off ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crispy View Post
    mmmm, like 20 days or so...

    i dunno if anyone else does this, but does anyone here not shower daily?
    this explains your username

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stylez View Post
    I'm scared to ask why you know this- but WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS?! And I've gone 3 months once when my mom swooped in and demolished my porn collection. Go mom. I love you too.
    Take a wild guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mang View Post
    this explains your username

    well, you look up crispy on urbandictionary and it says, "neat, clean, trim, fresh, fashoionable, with it, good looking."

    which is like the opposite of me...i wish i had a camera, to show you guy my filthy ass room...im pretty dirty sometimes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    Take a wild guess.
    Ooh that's just, oh Lord.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stylez View Post
    I'm scared to ask why you know this- but WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS?!
    lol.

    i think i heard about "snowballing" on either this forum or the other forum i post to regularly, and i google'd it.


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    I first heard the term snowballing in Clerks.
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    I first heard the term snowballing from Jimmy Carr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crispy View Post
    well, you look up crispy on urbandictionary and it says, "neat, clean, trim, fresh, fashoionable, with it, good looking."

    which is like the opposite of me...i wish i had a camera, to show you guy my filthy ass room...im pretty dirty sometimes...
    I don't care that much
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    I first heard the term snowballing from Jimmy Carr.
    snap

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    some hot little trick i did a few months ago emailed me and made me all hot and bothered

    thankfully my parents just left the house allowing me to pet the killer whale

    i feel like i'm 14 all over again


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    You guys don't get laid enough or something.

    While living with a girlfriend, i probably didn't spank it for 6-12months
    I disagree, I love having sex and have it almost every day, but some alone time is good every once in awhile too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    You guys don't get laid enough or something.

    While living with a girlfriend, i probably didn't spank it for 6-12months
    qft, although now that she's gone till march I'm having a hard time going a week without rubbing my oscar mayer

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    About two weeks because of a family vacation. It was like an AK47 when I finally did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    You guys don't get laid enough or something.

    While living with a girlfriend, i probably didn't spank it for 6-12months
    even if i did have sex nearly every day, i still wouldn't be able to go without caressing the gherkin for that long.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hey Friend View Post
    I disagree, I love having sex and have it almost every day, but some alone time is good every once in awhile too.
    Agreed. There is a time and place for everything. Jerkin it is no exception.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DickStivers View Post
    Mods can you move this one to AI
    post made me jizz, 3 years wasted.
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    This post was quite an effort to make, I hope it wont get lost.

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    3 months, had to get a bucket for the comeback.

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    I was convinced I performed better athletically with the help of all my little soldiers so I didn't jerk for weeks at a time frequently throughout highschool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chase View Post
    I was convinced I performed better athletically with the help of all my little soldiers so I didn't jerk for weeks at a time frequently throughout highschool.
    It supposedly works. Either I heard it somewhere or I'm just basing my knowledge on Martin Scorsese's Raging Bull.
    The fiery red Torino rolled to the curb, we hit the pavement ready for action.

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    Yea, I heard boxers don't do it for months at a time so they're better in fights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman View Post
    It supposedly works. Either I heard it somewhere or I'm just basing my knowledge on Martin Scorsese's Raging Bull.
    maybe thats why i suck at sports

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    lol i got whomans to do it for me ho ho ho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious Intent View Post
    lol i got whomans to do it for me ho ho ho
    o u r kewl man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious Intent View Post
    lol i got whomans to do it for me ho ho ho
    Any relation to Vicious Mentality?

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    Ask me in about 5 minutes and I will answer "about 5 minutes"

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    rick scarf how long has it been since you masturbated

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    Ask me in about 5 minutes and I will answer "about 5 minutes"
    how long?

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    we were a minute late bro

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    2 minutes, reading threads did not help (much)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    Ask me in about 5 minutes and I will answer "about 5 minutes"
    wait you've been masturbating constantly from birth until 5 minutes ago?

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