Thread: What's the longest you've ever gone

Originally Posted by coqauvin

wait you've been masturbating constantly from birth until 5 minutes ago?

It's at least a more generous interpretation than "Not only did I misunderstand the nature of the thread but it apparently takes me less than a minute to climax. Queendork loves it."

I couldn't jack off for roughly 6 months when I was 14, because I was put on prozac. In other news, if you want to make a 14 year old boy as depressed as possible, take away his ability to jerk it.

you cant jerk on prozac?

prozac's got some fucked up sexual side effects, holmes.

Originally Posted by sycld

even if i did have sex nearly every day, i still wouldn't be able to go without caressing the gherkin for that long.

yeah from the way you post it's pretty obvious that you are really fucking horny

dickstivers there is a chain of horniness

you got straight people

then gay people

then french straight people

and french gay people might exist but i think they live in a constant homosexual orgy this is what mythology tells me