A swimsuit, but unfortuately for you, that's already zoomed out all the way. However, if you're lucky, I might upload a different picture after I get home from work. :shifty:
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A swimsuit, but unfortuately for you, that's already zoomed out all the way. However, if you're lucky, I might upload a different picture after I get home from work. :shifty:
so for like four years youve been saying thatQuote:
Originally Posted by jack burden
its kinda old yknow and i would not hang out with any of you but if for some reason i recognized any of you in real life, i would totally scream ABSOLUTION at all of you and watch you be like WTF
I would still lay kt the fuck out, and i actually can find nadia, break into her house, rape her, and kill her dog; but don't worry, i don't have insurance.
god you're a cuntragQuote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
Oh I forgot about Wifebeater. I don't see myself hanging out with him while I'm sober but I'd like to party with him.
lol kt no
Also, iron man and Spiderwoman? faux pah
Wade Wilson is sweeping through
missed this the first time throughQuote:
Originally Posted by DickStivers
going in my sig
Wade Wilson is overratedQuote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
Now Nathaniel Summers
there's a badass
okay i am doin this
#1 on my list is soup, we would go for a stroll through germany together and we would stop at the bakery to marvel at the distinct lack of bagels, then on to the zoo to visit the pandas, after which we'd go to canada where we could dine on moose because that sounds like something you do in canada.
i would hang out with gwahir because we could talk about campy musicals together and probably sing rent or do something else that is very homosexual (but it will be okay since i have a vagina - also no joss whedon shit is allowed during my visit). also i would probably get him high - he would resist at first but eventually since he is not immune to my charms he'd get stoned and post on the internet.
i would also hang out with coqaueyievn because i think we'd be into the same shit like probably sitting in ihop until 6am writing out ideas on paper napkins
sycld because i am a fag hag and his gay vibes are like a siren song to me
oh! i would totally go to the uk and visit the top shelf cd british folk (you know who you are)
i would definitely kick it with atmosfear because we are like the odd couple where i am the filthy liberal scum and he is the backslapping corporate jackoff. we'd probably get too drunk and make out and lie about it for all of eternity.
k that's all i can think of for now.
I'm truly hurt.
fuck didn't i already say i'd hang out with you togs
or are you just mad i didn't describe the day we'd have together
because our adventure would consist of tequila, and finding you a hooker
you'd be a better man for the experience
Well he'd certainly no longer be a virginQuote:
Originally Posted by solecistic
I kid, I kid!
ok listen first thing i hate rent so if no joss whedon shit is allowed then no shit musicals are allowed either except wicked (alright wicked is shit but i love it anyway it is just so cute!)Quote:
Originally Posted by solecistic
second thing i would not resist getting high i would be like hey alright but if i freak out then you better be ready with cuddles
edit: oh hey chrissy remember that one time i asked you whether i should pursue that weird girl who gave me poems
i ended up not pursuing her (um, of course) but did i ever tell you it got worse
she drew me pictures
hehehQuote:
Originally Posted by solecistic
I get the feeling that I'm well liked but to me only <Jane> and Hydro are top shelf
I have to ask because ambiguity is an odd bedfellow for me
I had a date with a girl a month or so ago who painted a picture of a tiger for me on our first date. A fucking tiger. What the fuck?Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
Edit: Needless to say, that was our last date.
well if she was like an artist or something then that's not too bad but i mean first dateQuote:
Originally Posted by Shinysides
If a girl painted me a picture of a tiger for our first date I would fall in love. That is quirky as shit, and quirky girls are the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinysides
qftQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
also i am a sucker for artists what can i say
Lol...stick figure tiger.
"Those aren't ribs! They're stripes!"
If a boy painted me a picture of himself as a tiger with a long penis for our first date I would fall in love. That is furry shit, and furry boys are the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
(no not really i kid... :rollgoat::ppwave::rollgoat:)
so did you have sexual fantasies about calvin and hobbes growing up
i will assume you did
boy am i ever glad i'm not alone
no i didn't, dear. i'm afraid you're still quite alone in that.
though for whatever reason i did sometimes give hobbes a brooklyn accent in my head. don't ask me why.
probably latent homosexuality
but it's ok i won't hold it against you
My thread has now become disturbing.
Where's my damn close button?
Ellen Page will cut your fucking balls off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
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Originally Posted by gwahir
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Originally Posted by Mr. E
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Originally Posted by coqauvin
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Originally Posted by Pepsi
The tiger was purple.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
It'd depend if she was a quirky romantic artsy type or a weird-ass clingy childish type. Mine was the latter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
Was she 4 years old?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinysides
She was 19 or 20 I think. She was just fucking weird though.
I paint a picture of a tiger on all of my first dates.
This is a metaphor.
a metaphor for sucking a homeless guys dick
well, yeah.
I don't post here enough to be on anybody's list
/sad
It's ok man, I know how you feel.Quote:
Originally Posted by aspirin
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Originally Posted by Shinysides
the tiger was a foetus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
aw, i'd hang with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by hobitopia
hang a certain body part out that is.
The 4 year old comment was relating to his date. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Most derailed thread in history
i know. i was contending that she drew a purple tiger not because she lacked sophistication, but rather because the tiger she was depicting was foetal :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
Oh.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Speaking of foetuses and half Indian half Europeans...
Anglo-Indians traditionally have been shunned by both Indians and the English/Welsh/Scottish/N. Irish, so they sort of break taboos that each of these two ethnic groups have. One such taboo is consumption of kutti pi, which is the flesh of the unborn foetus of a food animal. Yum.
Purple tiger makes it better
what like eggsQuote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Anyone ever had placenta? Nom nom nom
Mmmmm...afterbirth with smegma sprinkles.