Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
Because repeatedly using non-sequitirs appeals to 14 year olds who like things which are funnier than Carlos Mencia but who aren't intelligent enough to understand proper comedy and incessantly referencing 'Trogdor' or 'Eh! Steve' to your friends in Spanish class makes you look cool in front of the slightly ugly girl who you don't really like but you know you could probably fuck her because, being surrounded by the blonde cunts who you incidentally really do want to fuck, leaves her with damaged self-esteem issues and a self-imposed standard which she will never let herself live up to amounting to the inevitable time when you're at her house just joking, toking and not taking authority too seriously where she finally gives in and let's you finger her while you imagine she's really Christy Big-Boobs from the grade above you and she imagines a life where she doesn't have to envisage killing herself while carving chunks out of her wrist in a desperate attempt to feel validated and in the background she hears "Trogdor was a man... and...or...he was a dragon....and then he was a dragon man and then he was TROOOOOGDOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!! dadadadurh dadadadurh dadada da da da durhnah"
I read like half of that before I started saying gibberish in my mind.