Thread: The Offical "Cougar Hunters for Sarah Palin" PAC

Look at this goddess. Every time she opens her mouth, legs or eye, it's as if the heavens open above and I see beauty as God is meant to see it.

Welcome to the official Cougar Hunters for Sarah Palin Political Action Committee, this meeting will open with our anthem:

All rise!

*Anthem Pending*

Please be seated.

Let's open the floor up for praise. What shall we say about this Goddess that hasn't already been said? May she bequeath her beauty upon us for all the days of our life. She is one hot MILF and potential VPILF.

PILF for 2012.

You're a thinker. You're officially the Secretary of the 2012 campaign.

No way. Secretary is chick's work!

Jesus fucking Krist. Stop talking about Sarah Palin. Every other sentence from you is something about you wanting to bang that dumb broad.

Palin is a std infested cunt.

She looks pretty clean.

She has really great hair.

Also, her husband is cute. Def. FILF material there.

Bristol is coming up in the world with the reputation as one big knocked-up slut.

Pity.

Originally Posted by sycld

She has really great hair.

Also, her husband is cute. Def. FILF material there.

Todd is one dad I really want to meet

Originally Posted by djwolford

McCain/Milf '08

Because fuck it, I'm voting for the hot vp.

That's what I'm talking about

Originally Posted by djwolford

McCain/Milf '08

Because fuck it, I'm voting for the hot vp.

Personally, i wouldnt toss biden out of bed

I'd hit it.

Bristol is a name?

Are you kidding me?

Originally Posted by benzss

Bristol is a name?

Are you kidding me?

Her son's name is Track. And the one with Trisonomy 21 is named Trig.

Her other daughters are Piper and Willow.

Your kids with her will all be retarded. It is her curse.

Only trig seems to have an issue.

I think it's great Tina Fey is a potential VP.

Tina Fey will definitely be used to the fullest extent on SNL

http://www.chickipedia.com/sarah-palin/

That's what I'm talking about.

Okay, fine.

I think I'm going to go plagerize this thread. brb.

fap fap fap fap fap fap

If I find a wife, and at age 44 she looks like that, I definitely won't complain

Originally Posted by Mr. E

If I find a wife, and at age 44 she looks like that, I definitely won't complain

I'm guessing I gotta be the one to point out that for a hardcore NRA babe she's holding a pellet gun in that pic.

She does look ok but shes just not my type, maybe if she done some kinky porn I'd change my mind.

Originally Posted by jojo

I'm guessing I gotta be the one to point out that for a hardcore NRA babe she's holding a pellet gun in that pic.

Also the fact that she's wearing make up and has her hair up, that her skin tone changed right above her cleavage, and that there's a little pony tail sticking out the back which is totally out of place.

Originally Posted by captain castle

lol

Jojo's type is "possessing a cock"

OH AND THIS LULZULZULZ

That's an intriguing photo lol

That has been shopped.

Something about her head is somehow incredibly repellant.

I mean other than the opinions coming out of her mouth.

It kind of makes me want to hit her in the head with a bat. She looks like a bird creature from a Final Fantasy game or something.

I can tell by the pixels, its been shopped.

Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy

I can tell by the pixels, its been shopped.

I shall remain blissfully ignorant

Oh God, what I would do to her. If she and Mccain get elected, we should send a mass of letters that say:

"TITS OR GTFO (in 4 years)"

The problem I have with her is I'm unfamiliar with her politics. I mean, her stance that I can gather is, "Fuck Barack Obama." Of course, when McCain dies in office from being older than the fucking Earth, she'll go after Obama guns a-blazing. This is all that I've gleaned.

Originally Posted by MalReynolds

she'll go after Obama guns a-blazing

Literally.

Just remember..

Jesus was a community organizer, Pontius Pilate was a governor.

it would be easier to hate this woman if she wasnt somewhat attractive and kinda cool

Jesus also inspired people for 2000 years. Pontius Pilate inspired anti-semitism.

I guess, both worked out pretty well.