Thread: I'm a ninja to the deaf.

That was kind of my point. If I can't think of something worth posting as a thread then I don't. And considering that whenever I'm on CD I'm listening to a comedy album or a documentary or talk radio or something then that's just not going to happen.

Originally Posted by simonj

That was kind of my point. If I can't think of something worth posting as a thread then I don't. And considering that whenever I'm on CD I'm listening to a comedy album or a documentary or talk radio or something then that's just not going to happen.

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Originally Posted by simonj

That was kind of my point. If I can't think of something worth posting in a thread then I don't.

I mean, not for nothing, I think it's great and everything that you come into a thread, and if it doesn't meet your high, high standards, you empty your bowels onto it, but I think you seriously overestimate the size of your shits. You think you're taking huge gorilla shits all over threads, but really, you've got tiny little giraffe shits.

Plink-plink.

You know what that sound is?

Your tiny little shits hitting a thread. They just kind of roll around - don't even really smell, just kind of crowd the area. They're unpleasant, I guess, in the same way that you think there's a full jar of Nutella in your cabinet, but you find that there isn't any because the jars are fucking opaque and decietful. Kind of a minor annoyance.

But get your ya-yas where you can, I suppose. I mean, who am I to take a tiny little gerbil shit all over your posts and your go-get-em' attitude? Well, I guess that would make me your Simonj.