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    Post I have my first ever "First Date" On Friday!

    Thats right! First ever first date!

    No, Im not a pathetic lonely loser. My first and only girlfriend had lived next to me since I was 3, and we kind of just drifted together over time, never having an official "First date". We broke up 2 months ago, and now I have a weeks worth of worrying ahead of me. Silly I know.

    So I'm going to need some ideas for shit to do! I have no idea other than the tradition "Movie" or something like that. She's pretty unique, and told me to surprise her with something different. And I am clueless.

    So I need your stories of succesful/unsuccesful first dates to give me Ideas please!

    Any would be appreciated!

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    Awe, young love. I always impress the ladies by taking them to a local dive. Pool tables, cigarette flavored hamburgers and the chance you might be cut. The excitement gets them worked up!
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Awe, young love. I always impress the ladies by taking them to a local dive. Pool tables, cigarette flavored hamburgers and the chance you might be cut. The excitement gets them worked up!
    I'm 22...Lol.

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    No comment.


    After this.

    SERIOUSLY?!
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    No comment.


    After this.

    SERIOUSLY?!
    Yes serious.

    As I said, I was with my first girlfriend since early teens, but thats not the issue here!

    Any other ideas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nauticat View Post
    Yes serious.

    As I said, I was with my first girlfriend since early teens, but thats not the issue here!

    Any other ideas?
    Found out her hobbies or interests and take her something like that. One of the funnest dates I've been on was going to an amateur sculpting class with a chick who was really into pottery.
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    take her out for dinner and a walk afterwards. the walk can last however long you stay interesting.

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    Is she into any form of music?

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    Eek, your first date at 22? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are gonna be at a huge disadvantage. This chick is used to guys who are seasoned veterans by now.

    Hints for the inexperienced:
    -Don't do the movie date until at the very earliest the third date. It is awkward when you don't know them that well and barriers haven't been stabilized. Plus you can't talk much in movies and the first few dates are all about selling yourself.
    -Dates are about selling yourself, lol. Use good posture, smell good, look nice, and exude confidence. Take compliments quickly as if you are used to them, and don't be afraid to talk about yourself. Of course the question technique is also gold, but don't overdo it.
    -This is an obvious one, but in case you don't know stay away from controversial subjects. No politics, no religion, steer away from any discussion of the future beyond what you intend to do with your life if you can avoid it.
    -Be complimentary, but don't overdo it. Be creative, not just, 'you look pretty tonight'. Use compliments as a way to show off your vocabulary and put your own unique spin on them.
    -Whenever she laughs look into her eyes. She'll look you back in the eyes and by the end of the night should be subconsciously associating you with the sensation.

    Example good first date:
    -Start off with something competitive. Competition brings people close together. Bowling, mini-golf, tennis if you're adventurous, pool, something like that. It is an opportunity to be playful early, which will make her more comfortable for later. Avoid letting her win if you can so you can hold it over her, but in a playful way, not a douchey way (it is a fine line).
    -Then do dinner, someplace not too dimly lit so you can see each other. Talk about whatever, avoiding touchy things and staying playful.
    -After that a walk is a great idea. A walk is a great thing to do before taking her home because you can use her body language here to see what she's thinking, and it can be as long or as short as the situation requires.

    Just a few hints from me. I have a pretty good track record once I get to the date part. Getting to the date part is my trouble spot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    take her out for dinner and a walk afterwards. the walk can last however long you stay interesting.
    Like from the restaurant to the car. Seriously though, the classic dinner and walk is always makes for a good date.
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    rent a tuxedo and wear a corsage. she'll think you're classy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    rent a tuxedo and wear a corsage. she'll think you're classy.
    Wear a blue one and introduce yourself as Lloyd Christmas. She'll think you're a movie star.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    This chick is used to guys who are seasoned veterans by now.
    Not if she's fifteen.
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    Fake suicide and leave her a note proclaiming your undying love the week before you go out. Then surprise her with a romantic resurrection on the date planned.
    They love that one.
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    Point of Information: Is this date on Saturday?

    For the love of God please say no

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    My first date with my current GF - I told her to skip class, I called in sick to work. We went to the movie theater, but I got tickets for a showing about an hour ahead so we could just chat. We walked all around the plaza that the mall was in, jay-walked just because, and went to a book store. Found funny books, looked at CDs, I bought her something for her birthday, which had been a few weeks back. We went to the massage chairs in Kohl's for about an hour, then changed out the movie tickets for a later time, went to see the movie.

    The date ended, techincally, around 5:00, but I went back to her house at 11:30 to kiss her.

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    Wait, you pulled off the return?

    That's an advanced move, low success rate. Kudos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woofness View Post
    Fake suicide and leave her a note proclaiming your undying love the week before you go out. Then surprise her with a romantic resurrection on the date planned.
    They love that one.
    We have a winner so far.

    And for the sake of detail, she's 20.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nauticat View Post
    We have a winner so far.

    And for the sake of detail, she's 20.
    Oh.

    Fifteen year olds are much more prone to being wowed.

    Keep that in mind.
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    Tidus is not wrong

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    wowed or wooed? which you going for?
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    This post was quite an effort to make, I hope it wont get lost.

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    Both are accurate.

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    one is better
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Wait, you pulled off the return?

    That's an advanced move, low success rate. Kudos.
    I know. I mean, it was a requested return - her creepy ex wouldn't leave her alone, so she called me and I headed over, but when the guy heard my car, he sped off - my car sounds like an RC plane - and she was on her porch. It was a pretty good situation. I was just checking to make sure she was okay - a little shaken up, but nothing bad, and then we ended up kissing.

    And for the record, I was friends with her before we started dating, which is why the success rate was probably a little higher.

    I've had a few disasterous first dates, though. That one was just the most fun I've been on.

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    Sounds like the planets aligned on that one. I've tried the return twice, it worked once, and things went downhill fast after that.

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    This is the perfect date:

    If you're starting the date through the day then just take her downtown and wing it. I donno if any of you smoke weed but it's always fun to get stoned with a date then walk around laughing at stuff (or heading back to your place to watch a load of South Park episodes). At night, go out and get drunk with her (and possibly have a few sneaky jays) then at like 2 in the morning go to the biggest 24 hour supermarket near you and walk around with her for ages, maybe buying some random crap like cake, doritos, micro pizzas and various other munchies (this is always great because the supermarket should be huge and near empty). Then find out if anyone you know is throwing a party, head there and drink/smoke till the sun comes up. I guess walking her home at the end of it wouldn't do any harm but you're both just gonna be bitching about how shitty you feel (unless of course you're still fucked up)... then it's pretty hilarious.

    (Serious post lol)

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    Annnd if you don't smoke pot, and your girlfriend is under 21, you're pretty much fucked on that date idea.

    And ideally, the first date won't be all night walking until 5:00am in the goddamn morning, that is just fucking tedious as hell.

    I mean, sure, if you're idea of a great first date is a 24 hour grocery then I guess that's cool but I prefer to ease the girl into the more boring aspects of my life after we're dating for a little bit. You know, I don't want her to come to the dentist with me, or hang around while I put gas in my car on Sunday.
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    Act like a douche and show up late for your date on a harley and tell her she'd better get on before you change your mind about taking her out on fight night.

    No but really take her to a boxing match they love it when blood and sweat gets poured on them from front row. Seriously.
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    Or take her to a strip club

    and get her a lapdance
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    okay but really the classic dinner date idea is really the best thing. go to to a casual adult dining resturaunt and wear nice business casual clothing. like others have said, act confident and don't give too terribly much away: save some for later. follow it up by a walk and a chat (so preferably you'd eat at a place near a nice pedestrian area.)

    an alternative could be something like a street festival if both of you are of a somewhat indie mindset and there happens to be one nearby. as others have said, movie dates never work for first dates since you have to awkwardly sit next to each other for a couple hours not saying anything.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Woofness View Post
    wowed or wooed? which you going for?
    I meant wowed.

    As in amazed.

    Something tells me the OP can't woo.
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    Eating is not something I would want on a first date, unless it was light snacking. Sitting down for a first date is okay, for drinks. I wouldn't really think a meal is the best way to go. Unless you like watching someone else consume food and having them watch you consume food. Unless you have remarkable chemistry, conversation while eating is stilted and not easy to accomplish. Drinks are much better. Can even be coffee. Or a light snack, like muffins or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    Eating is not something I would want on a first date, unless it was light snacking. Sitting down for a first date is okay, for drinks. I wouldn't really think a meal is the best way to go. Unless you like watching someone else consume food and having them watch you consume food. Unless you have remarkable chemistry, conversation while eating is stilted and not easy to accomplish. Drinks are much better. Can even be coffee. Or a light snack, like muffins or something.
    on second thought, drinks or coffee and light munchies are a great idea. i personally have no trouble with conversation and eating, but i know many people do, and are especially nervous to eat in front of a new person.


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    Show up drunk, she'll think you're bad ass and rebellious.

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    I'm a fairly confident guy but I still get nervous on the first date. I couldn't do eating. Which is why for the first date I listed, I pretty much did everything but eat. When we went to Target to look at more CDs, I bought some gummies, but that was about it. We did share popcorn at the movie, though.

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    ...you went to Tar-jay for a first date? you are such a ladies' man.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Woofness View Post
    Fake suicide and leave her a note proclaiming your undying love the week before you go out. Then surprise her with a romantic resurrection on the date planned.
    They love that one.
    That is the single most amazing thing I've ever heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    ...you went to Tar-jay for a first date? you are such a ladies' man.
    I went to, in no order, for the first date:

    A play-ground.
    Regal Commonwealth 20.
    Best Buy.
    Barnes and Noble.
    Target (where I bought her the "Once" soundtrack for her birthday)
    Kohl's
    Regal Commonwealth 20.

    Every place after the play ground, we walked to. It was all within walking distance. The entire time, we had rich conversation about what we wanted out of life - at the time, I wanted to just drop everything and go to Chicago. And we talked about what an adventure that would be. We talked about practical uses of cross-walks and swing sets and DVDs and how people can find Dane Cook funny - we agreed that it was the energy he has rather than the jokes. Talked about contemporary music and global culture and finance, and what an asshole her ex-boyfriend was.

    The location wasn't really the deal-maker in this case.

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    People have trouble eating and talking at the same time? I can sit down with a complete stranger and not feel awkward eating and chatting with them (unless that complete stranger is like out-of-the-park hawt). I didn't know people got self-conscious about eating in front of people. Hmm....tmyk I reckon.

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