By the looks of things I'ma be alright.

Also, I wrote a facebook note about Obama's stimulus plan. I will copy it here.
My empirical, thorough, and totally for serious analysis of Obama's stimulus plan (in 5 steps)

Step 1: Grab your dick

Step 2: Spend a trillion dollars to make enough jobs to replace the ones lost so far and the ones which will be lost in the immediate future, as well as to give to people so they can pay some credit cards off.

Step 3: Realize paying bills doesn't stimulate the economy and that the people who have lost their jobs are either underqualified for or won't lower themselves to the new created jobs.

Step 4: ??????????

Step 5: Profit