Because the bible tells you not to, of course, lol. The bible does say have lots of sex and enjoy it, but the caveat is marriage. I don't buy into that, but some people do. I have a respect for those people, because to be able to resist the temptation of a chick hopping up and down on your penis requires a strength that I sure as fuck don't have.
Buy a dead goat fetus, cram it up your girlfriend's vagina, and say "Unf unf I want to do stuff to you that would place a fetus in your belly if we aren't careful."
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Originally Posted by Think
Okay, well I actually changed the restaurant. We're going to a place called Town Perk that I've been to before. They've got rather decent food and it's not quite as expensive as other places.
Also, this way we only have to drive 30 minutes instead of an hour.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
But you're still going to stuff that dead fetus up her vagina, right?
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Nah. I don't think she'd much like it. I mean, it'd be funny...but I don't want to lose her on Valentine's Day...whether it be by her breaking up with me, calling the cops because of goat fetus rape, or death by goat fetus rape.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Think with your dipstick Jimmy.
Oh, Mr. E, thank you for your veiled compliment.
If it's not, I'm going to assume it's a compliment anyway.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Well, if I think that you could have sex if you wanted to then yes, it would be a compliment.
You feeling lucky?
Okay, then thank you sir.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
lol you're spending valentine's day with her and her parents.
and her parents.
her parents
parents
You're either a pussy or a fag, and I think I know which one
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Do you know what kind of points you can earn with a girl by getting her parents on your side?
I mean, I don't, because I go for the girls with daddy issues, but I mean you don't either.
Correction, I'm spending Valentine's Day with my girlfriend. Her parents are setting things up in her room. I won't be there when she finds it. I'll be on my way home with my cell phone turned off.lol you're spending valentine's day with her and her parents.
and her parents.
her parents
parents
You're either a pussy or a fag, and I think I know which one
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
wowzers, I have to give it up, that is actually pretty smooth
If there's one thing I know about, it's relationships.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Don't get cockyIf there's one thing I know about, it's relationships.
Hey, remember, I don't have sex.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Fixed
On topic: I will be sitting at home playing vidya games.
What the hell.
I stuck between a rock and a study place. I could leave here, drive home and try and get some studying done down in San Diego for the three day weekend and visit with the family. Or I can stay up here, all my roommates are gone and dream about talking to the love of my life for valentines day.
Help me Obi Wan CD you are my only hope.
Fuck it. I'm staying here.
I sent her a nice card in the mail, and I wrote something real sweet, along with my best drawing on her vkontakte.ru profile.
The bible says lots of things lol
Hey, me neither.
+5 barney points
Well, looks like I'll be studying in the library today.
Fuck my life.
I'm doing to the same thing I do every night, Pinky.
TRY TO STAVE OFF FEELINGS OF LONELINESS AND DESPAIR ABOUT THE FUTURE!
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Both sycld and I will have the following written on our epitaph:
"Eternally lonely through their own inaction"
This is true. I'm also planning on a giant phallus and testicle finial on the top of mine.
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And away we go.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
*joins club*
I was once again bummed about not having a bf again this year. I never have a bf on Valentine's Day, we either break up the month before, or start dating the month after. I had to work as a fill in for the floral department at the store I work at. My friend Stacy had me make a vase with some babies breath and a single white rose, she told me it was for her fiance. Well after arranging it and getting it looking great I sent her on her way. Then I ended up having to ring her up on the till, well after she paid, she pulled it back out of the bag and gave it to me. It was so nice, first time I had ever gotten flowers for Valentines Day
You brought it upon yourself.
I think it's the combination of external and internal factors.
LOL I TROLL YOU
>:|
So I knew going to the library on a Saturday was depressing, but JESUS the library on Valentines day will make you consider suicide.
For Valentines day I strongly recommend flying to another state, leaving all your loved one's behind and wandering around in the bush out of mobile and radio range.
Works for me!
Oh yeah gwahir by the way you're in Vic somewhere aren't you? Whereabouts?
Well now, that was pretty fun.
I'm invisible on AIM and my cell phone is on silent. She thinks I'm sleeping.
Her dad texted me and told me how "hyper" she was now(that was the word he used).
I'll talk to her in the morning when I pick her up for church.
Me thinks she's pretty happy with me at the moment.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
you are such a huge faggot
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Look, just because I have more luck with a woman I'm not having sex with than you have in the nation's capital with all those fags...
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
The nation's capital is more crime-ridden than fag-ridden...
It's both I suppose, though it's probably even more AIDS-ridden than either (#1 AIDS rate of all US cities represent!).
Last edited by sycld; 02-14-2009 at 11:49 PM.
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