Valentine's Day ideas

**sycld** · 02-15-2009, 12:58 AM

In addition, today I realized for the first time that I'm not going to be the "lonely aging gay" male cat owner, but rather the "lonely asocial creepy recluse living in a decrepit apartment" male cat owner.

**gwahir** · 02-15-2009, 02:28 AM

i hate valentines day.

**Nevrmore** · 02-15-2009, 03:00 AM

Originally Posted by sycld

In addition, today I realized for the first time that I'm not going to be the "lonely aging gay" male cat owner, but rather the "lonely asocial creepy recluse living in a decrepit apartment" male cat owner.

That's what I'm aspiring to be when I get older.

**Woofness** · 02-15-2009, 07:43 AM

then you are already half way there

**coqauvin** · 02-15-2009, 10:10 AM

it doesn't help that the person i really want to valentine with lives, quite literally, on the other side of the continent

**bacon ops** · 02-15-2009, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by sycld

In addition, today I realized for the first time that I'm not going to be the "lonely aging gay" male cat owner, but rather the "lonely asocial creepy recluse living in a decrepit apartment" male cat owner.

All you have to do to combat this is hang out in a small, but popular coffee shops and talk about bands no one listens to (because they're shitty), then talk about what's wrong with the government and religion.

Oh, but then you'd be gwahir.

Originally Posted by coqauvin

it doesn't help that the person i really want to valentine with lives, quite literally, on the other side of the continent

Heh, you've got it easy mang; my Valentine was, quite literally, on the other side of the planet.

**Pepsi** · 02-15-2009, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by bacon ops

Oh, but then you'd be gwahir.

And gay.

**Shinysides** · 02-15-2009, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by bacon ops

All you have to do to combat this is hang out in a small, but popular coffee shops and talk about bands no one listens to (because they're shitty), then talk about what's wrong with the government and religion.

Or you could just smoke pot.

**gwahir** · 02-15-2009, 06:24 PM

lol

**Kal El** · 02-15-2009, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. E

Because the bible tells you not to, of course, lol. The bible does say have lots of sex and enjoy it, but the caveat is marriage. I don't buy into that, but some people do. I have a respect for those people, because to be able to resist the temptation of a chick hopping up and down on your penis requires a strength that I sure as fuck don't have.

I'm certain once Tidus has his prostate stimulated he'll rethink his entire view of sex and marriage, and life in general.

**effingawwesome** · 02-16-2009, 10:25 AM

I'm pretty sure my Valentine's Day was not only more romantic than Tidus' but I also cheaper and I got a lot of sex so I win.

**Mr. E** · 02-16-2009, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by effingawwesome

I'm pretty sure my Valentine's Day was not only more romantic than Tidus' but I also cheaper and I got a lot of sex so I win.

In any instance, in comparison to anyone, you never win.

**Tekk** · 02-16-2009, 03:19 PM

Follow up for me:

Saw girlfriend, brought roses and chocolate(12:30), had sex, drove her to work(4pm), said I'd pick her up at 10 when she got out.

Then got wasted with my friends, FORGOT to/ incapable of picking her up. (Ignore about 80 phone calls & texts from her) She forgives me, still takes me to her sorority event yesterday, I meet lots of hot sisters, she gets plastered(open bar!), I hit on lots of said sisters in a drinking binge, they all love/want me, I realize I'd rather be single, but decide to have sex with the girlfriend again.

So when would be a good time to break it off with the girlfriend?