In addition, today I realized for the first time that I'm not going to be the "lonely aging gay" male cat owner, but rather the "lonely asocial creepy recluse living in a decrepit apartment" male cat owner.
i hate valentines day.
it doesn't help that the person i really want to valentine with lives, quite literally, on the other side of the continent
All you have to do to combat this is hang out in a small, but popular coffee shops and talk about bands no one listens to (because they're shitty), then talk about what's wrong with the government and religion.
Oh, but then you'd be gwahir.
Heh, you've got it easy mang; my Valentine was, quite literally, on the other side of the planet.
lol
I'm pretty sure my Valentine's Day was not only more romantic than Tidus' but I also cheaper and I got a lot of sex so I win.
Follow up for me:
Saw girlfriend, brought roses and chocolate(12:30), had sex, drove her to work(4pm), said I'd pick her up at 10 when she got out.
Then got wasted with my friends, FORGOT to/ incapable of picking her up. (Ignore about 80 phone calls & texts from her) She forgives me, still takes me to her sorority event yesterday, I meet lots of hot sisters, she gets plastered(open bar!), I hit on lots of said sisters in a drinking binge, they all love/want me, I realize I'd rather be single, but decide to have sex with the girlfriend again.
So when would be a good time to break it off with the girlfriend?
1. Ask her to take you to another sorority event
2. Get drunk
3. ???
4. Profit
tl;dr- girl gets me nice things, i dont give her squat. if you want the whole story i will tell you but its really long. but interesting. but long.
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