I've been in four fights.
I've won three.
The one I lost, the guy used knucks.
I've been in four fights.
I've won three.
The one I lost, the guy used knucks.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Originally Posted by djwolford
I fought a guy who was using knucks once.
I won.
Tidus, lrn2disarm
Never fought anyone with knucks. Have been in a fight where a couple frat boys came at me with broken beer bottles before. That's what I get for living behind a chach bar though.
I'm more of a brute force kind of guy.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
how the fuck do you disarm brass knuckles without ripping their arm off
Break their elbow.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
If a guy has knucks, a swift kick to the testicles becomes a fair move.
I caught his punch and dropped him with an armbar, then ripped off the knucks and threw them as far as I could. Of course, he had a chance to get out of the hold when I threw the knucks, but things didn't last long after that.
I fought a guy with Knucks on my 18th Birthday and my ass was severely beaten, even though he only hit me with them once. I hit the ground like a pussy bit of shit and he proceeded to kick me alot.
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Store credit is fine. I could do with some new hand towels anyway.
That all depends on the colour. We have brown. That's it.
OK then, ass towels it is.
oh look a meme oh wow
Get out.
Point a 1911 at him and ask nicely.
Wow, cliche much?
Go spew your garbage at the other 99% of the internet that uses silly memes.
Did anyone else read this as knocking up the best friend while she was unconscious?
(After reading the thread I now know that best friend is male)
Nope.
Sounds like an average Irish outing. You come from the emerald isle perhaps?
I wish I did, it would explain alot. I think I have an Irish grandparent. Not sure though.
I've been in 2 fights, both of which I've won. The first was some random guy trying to start something and I tried to walk away, so he kicked me in the back of the legs and I fell, but I was able to trip his feet out from under him and hit him in the face. When I tried to help him up, he swung at me when I was pulling him up, so I just kind of kept pulling and the punch threw him off balance and he went careening into a wall and I walked away.
The second one was with a guy that I used to be friends with. I took Tae Kwon Do when I was little, for about a year, but I'm still supremely flexible and was trying to show his girlfriend how to block punches. He took this as some kind of lecherous do-bad-ery, which it was not as I was giving multiple people instructions that night, and he told me he was a black belt, and I called him a liar, and asked him which school he went to, but he couldn't find a name. Later that night, we went to a playground and were just goofing around, rough-housing, when he went to punch me, and I asked him if he really wanted to do this, and he said yeah, so I moved in close, and he kept trying to... I guess quick punch me or something, so that every blow that landed didn't really even sting, they were just feather-hits. I shoved him back, punched him in the chest, went to kick him, but he caught my foot... with both hands, and I socked him in the face and he fell over. And I helped him to his feet, and he tried to hit me - NOTE: After a fight, never try to help someone up - and I hit him in the face again.
He wasn't a black-belt, as it turned out. He also did not used to be a prize-shooter when he was a kid - something he would bring up when I would talk about being handy with a gun, not to the extent of being a gun-nut, but just being a naturally good shot.
Turns out this guy was kind a dick. 2 weeks after I beat him up on the playground, I started dating his girlfriend. The end.
It should be noted that he was beating his girlfriend, and I found out about it a few days before they broke up. I just thought I should clarify the, 'he was kind of a dick' comment with the, 'he was beating up his girlfriend' due to the negative reputation I recieved for the above post.
You're a shitty gentleman and even shittier date
Was that directed at me or the OP. I mean, it's true in both cases, I guess.
I'm gunna presume it was aimed at me.
Update: I am no longer welcome at the Bar. Kinda guessed that was coming. In all fairness, I do deserve it.
Mal you're a lady
How often I forget
Mal when I read stories about your life I imagine Hunter S. Thompson in your place and it makes the whole thing that much better.
There is no other Hunter S. Thompson.
When I recall my days I like to think that it's Hunter S., it just makes my life seem less boring.
lik dis if u cry evertim
use VATS duh
You got me.
14% chance to hit shit
Improved disarm feat works as well nermy
Any right minded DM would errata it so that brass knucks can't be disarmed, but according to RAW i guess you got me.
This happens to you a lot huh
What is this nerdy shit
Same guy, same girl.
I believe a 'duh' is in order.
Yeah well half our DMs would be likely to rule the brass knuckles cursed animated objects that bite off your hands and leave the bloody stumps.
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