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    Default The most eventful 20 minutes of my life

    I just went out to a bar with my best friend, a girl I have been seeing since my disasterous first date and her friend.
    I got my date to bring her friend to double date with my best friend, and within 20 minutes I ended up knocking my best friend unconcious, telling my date to go fuck herself and making her best friend cry.

    Am I a horrible person?

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    no but apparently you're dumb or something.

    Why'd you hit said friend?
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Wow...

    I am rarely intrigued by the goings-on in the lives of internet people, but I want more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Wow...

    I am rarely intrigued by the goings-on in the lives of internet people, but I want more.
    This.

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    Sounds like someone can't handle their alcy-hol.

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    nauticat you are famous for starting shit and not finishing it

    give us the goods

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    You're a horrible person for not even giving a hint as to what happened.

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    I'm calling bullshit.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    ok this fish is on your hook

    reel me in

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    My best friend (Marcus) thought it would be fucking hilarious to invite my dates ex boyfriend and his new girl along to the bar for a drink. (They have known eachother for longer than I have known him).

    My date thought I was trying to get her back with her ex, who was a complete dick to her, so told me she was going home.
    Marcus then went outside and tried it on with my date, and asked her back to his.
    Dates ex guy (Ryan) said how Marcus had tried it on with her when they were together, and how I was being played.
    I asked Marcus this, and he didnt deny a thing. He walked off and asked my date AGAIN to go back to his, within my earshot. I told him to stop being a baby, so he took a swing at me, so I hit him, and he dropped like a sack of shit.

    My date calls me a bully, so I told her where to go, and her best friend thought I had beaten up her date, started crying and went home.

    I would rather not get in a fight over a girl on a first date, but I dont like being swung at
    It scares me

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    You have some shitty friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    You have some shitty friends.
    Yes. I have recieved a text calling me a "Child" since. I was swung at first

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nauticat View Post
    Yes. I have recieved a text calling me a "Child" since. I was swung at first
    From who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    You have some shitty friends.
    This.

    I would suggest making some new ones, since if your best friend is that shitty I can't even imagine how much the others suck.

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    Did not deliver.

    I expected too much

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    this was all hype

    nauticat next time make shit up to make it more interesting

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    I was called a child by my dates best friend. I genuinly dont know her name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nauticat View Post
    I was called a child by my dates best friend. I genuinly dont know her name.
    Wow. Is she special ed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    Wow. Is she special ed?
    I dont like red heads that much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nauticat View Post
    I dont like red heads that much.
    hold on now calm down don't say something you can't take back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    hold on now calm down don't say something you can't take back
    I didnt say I disliked them! I just prefer Blondes/Brunettes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nauticat View Post
    I dont like red heads that much.
    you have at least explained the situation to her, right
    so www.marcus doesn't get his way

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    On the upside, I just had an EPIC subway.

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    And I seem to have a cigarrette burn on my left hand, when A) I smoke in my right hand and 2) I havent smoked in 4 hours.

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    GOD WHAT HAPPENED

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    oh man serves me right for sitting on quick reply for an hour watching tv

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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    oh man serves me right for sitting on quick reply for an hour watching tv
    Serious dissapointment much?

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    Shit like that happens to me all the time.

    I'm ruff to the bone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oats View Post
    Shit like that happens to me all the time.

    I'm ruff to the bone.
    Bone bone bone bone bone? Thuggish ruggish bone?
    You cast bong and hit for 420 damage!

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    Son, I am disappoint.

    seriously though
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Son, I am disappoint.

    seriously though
    oh look a meme oh wow

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    Quote Originally Posted by bacon ops View Post
    oh look a meme oh wow
    Get out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bacon ops View Post
    oh look a meme oh wow
    Go spew your garbage at the other 99% of the internet that uses silly memes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Go spew your garbage at the other 99% of the internet that uses silly memes.
    hey, hey; whoa, turn the butthurt dial down to 6.

    it was just a joke :C

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    Quote Originally Posted by bacon ops View Post
    hey, hey; whoa, turn the butthurt dial down to 6.

    it was just a joke :C
    There's a difference between being butthurt and being intensely annoyed.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    This just proves that violence is not the answer to anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Janglez View Post
    This just proves that violence is not the answer to anything.
    I disagree.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Janglez View Post
    This just proves that violence is not the answer to anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Loofer King View Post
    I agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Janglez View Post
    This just proves that violence is not the answer to anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by George W. Bush
    I disagree

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    I also disagree

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