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    Default The most eventful 20 minutes of my life

    I just went out to a bar with my best friend, a girl I have been seeing since my disasterous first date and her friend.
    I got my date to bring her friend to double date with my best friend, and within 20 minutes I ended up knocking my best friend unconcious, telling my date to go fuck herself and making her best friend cry.

    Am I a horrible person?

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    no but apparently you're dumb or something.

    Why'd you hit said friend?
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Wow...

    I am rarely intrigued by the goings-on in the lives of internet people, but I want more.

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    Sounds like someone can't handle their alcy-hol.

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    nauticat you are famous for starting shit and not finishing it

    give us the goods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Wow...

    I am rarely intrigued by the goings-on in the lives of internet people, but I want more.
    This.

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    You're a horrible person for not even giving a hint as to what happened.

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    I'm calling bullshit.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    ok this fish is on your hook

    reel me in

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    My best friend (Marcus) thought it would be fucking hilarious to invite my dates ex boyfriend and his new girl along to the bar for a drink. (They have known eachother for longer than I have known him).

    My date thought I was trying to get her back with her ex, who was a complete dick to her, so told me she was going home.
    Marcus then went outside and tried it on with my date, and asked her back to his.
    Dates ex guy (Ryan) said how Marcus had tried it on with her when they were together, and how I was being played.
    I asked Marcus this, and he didnt deny a thing. He walked off and asked my date AGAIN to go back to his, within my earshot. I told him to stop being a baby, so he took a swing at me, so I hit him, and he dropped like a sack of shit.

    My date calls me a bully, so I told her where to go, and her best friend thought I had beaten up her date, started crying and went home.

    I would rather not get in a fight over a girl on a first date, but I dont like being swung at
    It scares me

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    You have some shitty friends.

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    Did not deliver.

    I expected too much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    You have some shitty friends.
    Yes. I have recieved a text calling me a "Child" since. I was swung at first

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    this was all hype

    nauticat next time make shit up to make it more interesting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nauticat View Post
    Yes. I have recieved a text calling me a "Child" since. I was swung at first
    From who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    You have some shitty friends.
    This.

    I would suggest making some new ones, since if your best friend is that shitty I can't even imagine how much the others suck.

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    I was called a child by my dates best friend. I genuinly dont know her name.

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    On the upside, I just had an EPIC subway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nauticat View Post
    I was called a child by my dates best friend. I genuinly dont know her name.
    Wow. Is she special ed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    Wow. Is she special ed?
    I dont like red heads that much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nauticat View Post
    I dont like red heads that much.
    hold on now calm down don't say something you can't take back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    hold on now calm down don't say something you can't take back
    I didnt say I disliked them! I just prefer Blondes/Brunettes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nauticat View Post
    I dont like red heads that much.
    you have at least explained the situation to her, right
    so www.marcus doesn't get his way

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    And I seem to have a cigarrette burn on my left hand, when A) I smoke in my right hand and 2) I havent smoked in 4 hours.

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    GOD WHAT HAPPENED

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    oh man serves me right for sitting on quick reply for an hour watching tv

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    Quote Originally Posted by solecistic View Post
    oh man serves me right for sitting on quick reply for an hour watching tv
    Serious dissapointment much?

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    Shit like that happens to me all the time.

    I'm ruff to the bone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oats View Post
    Shit like that happens to me all the time.

    I'm ruff to the bone.
    Bone bone bone bone bone? Thuggish ruggish bone?
    You cast bong and hit for 420 damage!

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    Son, I am disappoint.

    seriously though
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    This just proves that violence is not the answer to anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Janglez View Post
    This just proves that violence is not the answer to anything.
    I disagree.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    I also disagree

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    Quote Originally Posted by Janglez View Post
    This just proves that violence is not the answer to anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by George W. Bush
    I disagree

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    Quote Originally Posted by Janglez View Post
    This just proves that violence is not the answer to anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Loofer King View Post
    I agree.

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    It may not be the answer...but it is an option.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Someone swings at me, I am officially fight-dedicated. I will almost never throw a first punch but once someone swings at me I really have no restraint past that point.

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    Martin Luther King was a lecherous, disingenuine, overrated sack of shit

    Also, I agree with Shinyshides

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    I'm thinking about it, and I realized a second ago that I have never thrown the first punch in a fight. Ever. And yet I've been in a fair few fights. I'm a big guy and I learned at a young age not to hit people who were smaller than me because I could hurt them. Hurting people has never really been my thing. I don't particularly enjoy fighting, but I'm not scared of it either. Why do people think it's a good idea to hit the big guy who didn't do anything to piss you off and is actually trying to defuse the situation? It seems like 90% of the fights I've been in have started like that.

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    I dunno, but that is how most of my fights also start. I've never thrown a first punch either. The difference between us is that I do enjoy fighting.

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