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    Smile raping sunshine?

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    eh, i suppose i'll allow it.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Have you dick licks ever heard of "triage"? If Tidus goes to the ER and is deemed to be the person currently there most in need of care, he will get care. If, however, there is a person being shocked back into sinus rhythm on the waiting room floor and someone trying to disentangle their bowels from the automatic door, those people will go first.

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    Not necessarily. You obviously haven't heard of the woman who died in the ER waiting room because of the inattentive staff. She was the only person there, as well. Some of the time, it boils down to insurance, and that's a sad truth that many people won't look at. Triage or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptic View Post
    Have you dick licks ever heard of "triage"? If Tidus goes to the ER and is deemed to be the person currently there most in need of care, he will get care. If, however, there is a person being shocked back into sinus rhythm on the waiting room floor and someone trying to disentangle their bowels from the automatic door, those people will go first.
    First of all what mal said is true. But even assuming that doesn't happen too often(which I don't know about but I hope so), there are still a lot of people who could easily be in much more pain or with a more serious problem that wouldn't necessarily need the attention at that moment but they deserve it more. Why make other people wait for care when you can just as easily make an appointment and be no worse off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    I thought most places have walk-in clinics. If I get sick, I go to a walk-in clinic, wait in the lobby for about thirty minutes, and then see a doctor.
    Yeah, I didn't realize Redicare doesn't exist everywhere. I mean, I can drive 15 minutes, wait another 15 minutes in a small room then see a doctor who is super strung out and hasn't slept in 3 days or been paid in 4 months, but he'll still write me a script for something. As far as I'm concerned I ain't going to the ER unless it's in an ambulance. Although ambulance rides are not fun, I swear they hit every possible pothole along the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    First of all what mal said is true. But even assuming that doesn't happen too often(which I don't know about but I hope so), there are still a lot of people who could easily be in much more pain or with a more serious problem that wouldn't necessarily need the attention at that moment but they deserve it more. Why make other people wait for care when you can just as easily make an appointment and be no worse off.
    Dude, you're making no sense. If someone is in more pain than a guy with a chest infection, the pain guy goes first. If they have a more serious problem than a guy with a chest infection, they go first. A guy who slammed his hand in a car door isn't going to die, whereas a guy with pneumonia will, though hopefully not in the next 10 minutes. But, the guy with the mashed fingers is in more pain than a guy with pneumonia so they'd at least get him into a room and give him something to make him feel better first, thereby, oh, I dunno....giving him care first.

    And yeah, there's ER horror stories everywhere and yeah, they are true. But they are exceptions to the rule and not what we are talking about here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptic View Post
    Dude, you're making no sense. If someone is in more pain than a guy with a chest infection, the pain guy goes first. If they have a more serious problem than a guy with a chest infection, they go first. A guy who slammed his hand in a car door isn't going to die, whereas a guy with pneumonia will, though hopefully not in the next 10 minutes. But, the guy with the mashed fingers is in more pain than a guy with pneumonia so they'd at least get him into a room and give him something to make him feel better first, thereby, oh, I dunno....giving him care first.

    And yeah, there's ER horror stories everywhere and yeah, they are true. But they are exceptions to the rule and not what we are talking about here.
    man tidus doesn't have pneumonia. he isn't gonna die even if he doesnt go to the doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    man tidus doesn't have pneumonia. he isn't gonna die even if he doesnt go to the doctor.
    While keeping in mind Tidus's track record, you really don't know that.

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    This thread has now given me a headache.

    I'm off to the Emergency Room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    This thread has now given me a headache.

    I'm off to the Emergency Room.
    This post was repped with the comment of 'lol'.

    This shit isn't funny. I live in England where our healthcare is oversocialised. And being a pinko-commie-long-hair that's not a term I use very often.

    Me going to the Emergency Room would more than likely wind up in a much bigger emergency at a later date. Like death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    This post was repped with the comment of 'lol'.

    This shit isn't funny. I live in England where our healthcare is oversocialised. And being a pinko-commie-long-hair that's not a term I use very often.

    Me going to the Emergency Room would more than likely wind up in a much bigger emergency at a later date. Like death.
    lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptic View Post
    And yeah, there's ER horror stories everywhere and yeah, they are true. But they are exceptions to the rule and not what we are talking about here.
    I thought about living in sunshine land for a little bit, but I opted for the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    I thought about living in sunshine land for a little bit, but I opted for the real world.
    How's that working out for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    While keeping in mind Tidus's track record, you really don't know that.
    yea but with tidus its worth taking that chance, no matter how slim.

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    I got neg repped. I'm feeling suicidal. I'm going to the ER too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptic View Post
    I got neg repped. I'm feeling suicidal. I'm going to the ER too.
    Have my 2000th post as consolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptic View Post
    I got neg repped. I'm feeling suicidal. I'm going to the ER too.
    For some reason I felt the need to put you back in the green. It was my good deed for today.
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    Not to change the subject or anything, but I advise getting it checked out. My friend and classmate had pneumonia and an upper respiratory infection for a while and had not shown improvement. He was finally sent to hematologist and found out he had leukemia. He starts chemo tomorrow. Now I know this most likely isn't the case for you, but i'm just saying.

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    You're coming home in a body bag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    For some reason I felt the need to put you back in the green. It was my good deed for today.
    stop being so red. LOL. Thanks.

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    You know, I've decided I don't particularly like killuminati.

    And I like most people.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    How's that working out for you?
    90% blows, 10% good times, 10% margin of error, 10% percentages.

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    I just got back from the doctor. I have cancer.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    You're coming home in a body bag.

    No really what was it.

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    It is a small viral infection

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    Quote Originally Posted by srsinternets View Post
    You're coming home in a body bag.
    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    You're coming home in a body bag.

    No really what was it.

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    ...

    fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    It is a small viral infection
    this.

    I should be better in a couple of days.

    I'm about 5 times better than I was yesterday...but damn did it hit hard.r
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    this.

    I should be better in a couple of days.

    I'm about 5 times better than I was yesterday...but damn did it hit hard.r
    What a surprise.

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    Killuminati, do you always have to be such a twat about everything? Why can't you just shut the fuck up and not demand everyone's attention while you're on your pedestal? I didn't realize that taking precautions was a bad thing.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    How am I up on a pedestal and demanding attention. I said exactly why you shouldn't go to the hospital and I stand by that. You are just a little bitch about everything.

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    I think Pepsi was going for high horse, but we've already been over this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    I think Pepsi was going for high horse, but we've already been over this.
    I didn't want to beat a dead high horse.

    Also, I forgot to mention that on a streak of 5 or 6 years, I've had either pneumonia or bronchitis.(Pneumonia being the reason I failed some classes last year, thus making me take a year off.) I guess that would have validated my reasons a bit more.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    I didn't want to beat a dead high horse.

    Also, I forgot to mention that on a streak of 5 or 6 years, I've had either pneumonia or bronchitis.(Pneumonia being the reason I failed some classes last year, thus making me take a year off.) I guess that would have validated my reasons a bit more.
    Uh yea I think that is pretty important information. Pneumonia is no joke and if you get it like that then you going to the hospital is justified.

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    here is the answer fill up your bathtub and immerse your head underwater for 10 minutes

    if you feel you cannot make it, hire someone to hold your head for the requisite time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Killuminati, do you always have to be such a twat about everything? Why can't you just shut the fuck up and not demand everyone's attention while you're on your pedestal? I didn't realize that taking precautions was a bad thing.
    Cussing is not cool sir.
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    Well originally that word meant nuns clothing and what with Tidus being so God-fearing and all I can only presume that was what he meant.

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    Now the phrase, "I'm going to fuck you," makes sense.

    It really means, "I'm going to put nuns clothing on you."

    Given that definition, I fuck a lot of people.

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    Yes, except the word was twat. So therefore when you say to a girl "can I see your twat?" and she slaps you, you can respond with "Oh, I thought you were a nun." and then enjoy the bamboozled look on her face.

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