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Originally Posted by solecistic
Don't listen to this ho, cryptic.
She's just pissed because there's a video floating around of her.
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Originally Posted by solecistic
Don't listen to this ho, cryptic.
She's just pissed because there's a video floating around of her.
Lies.Quote:
Originally Posted by bacon ops
...poast it.
If I wanted to watch midget sex, I'd watch the sex tape that Mini Me has.
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Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
Oh my god! over 80 VMs over 5 weeks? That works out to be 2 to 3 per day! How on earth do you ignore that and get on with your life?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryptic
Oh, right. You don't.
You're giving up already? Poor show, old chap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryptic
Those threads are much, much better than yours. You shouldn't feel hurt by this; in fact you should be glad, as it gives you something to aspire to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryptic
I've hit another nerve!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryptic
You're all wound up with no place to vent your frustrations. I'd find something besides pounding your fists on a keyboard as a healthy alternative to relieve the stresses and strains and sheer injustice of it all of being wanted by someone of the opposite sex.
Yeah....no. Do you have any idea how repetitive and boring this little campaign of yours is? Obviously not, since you're keeping on with it, with absolutely no effect on me or my posting. If anyone looks frustrated with no place to vent it other than typing versions of "I hate Cryptic" over and over, it's you. You've never met me, you never will, I don't have any impact on your day to day life yet you insist on banging your head against the same brick wall as far as I'm concerned. At first it was annoying, then a little flattering, now it's just pathetic and boring.Quote:
Originally Posted by victrola
Cryptic i am about to start editing all of your posts so no one has to read them if you don't shut the fuck up
Go ahead. You can see how much I really give a shit. But you, also, don't see the irony here.
I, think, he, does.
I see a pattern of behaviour emerging. A victim mentality. Typically used to gather feelings of sympathy from those around you.
There is one minor flaw in your use of this behavioural pattern - once people realise that you are not actually a victim, then the sympathy they felt for you turns to something else. Anger. Hatred. Contempt.
You aren't a victim. You are an idiot who doesn't know what they are doing and uses this mentality as a cover.
rah rah rah
I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm a victim, that's a little too strong of a word for stuff that happens online, but it's not like I started trolling myself around the boards, flaming myself and deleting my posts.
sis-boom-bah
Every time you post you flame yourself lol
I know you are but what am I lol
Sole how old are you exactly? 12?
lol
cryptic... if, but I mean when, I sex you up, you're going to have to wear a ball gag, I'm sorry.
What color! I think purple.
Whatever the colour, it needs to be flame-retardant.
Swish.
lol, "colour"Quote:
Originally Posted by victrola
*pressing his face against a window watching cryptic taking a shit on common sense and basic human decency* Ooh!
Yeah, I know, inserting those unnecessary letters into words was bread into me at a young ageQuote:
Originally Posted by bacon ops
victrola i would put some bread into you
gently
There has been more flaming itt than any flames thread I've seen in a good while.
I agree with solecistic you should blackmail her.
nermy you troublemaker
Um... change your phone number, which I think you said you have, and block her from you fucking email address, so your just won't get them! DONE. Game over.
dripping with sauceQuote:
Originally Posted by solecistic
The right thing to do would be to change your numbers, email address, etc and cut off contact. If you don't want to be contacted, there are ways to avoid it. If she is crazy enough to try to physically come to your apartment, seek legal recourse.
That said, I've always been more partial to psychological warfare. Car doesn't start at random times, cats start disappearing, items appear in the cart from nowhere at the store, grasshoppers converge on her house, collect calls come from prison at 2 AM, etc, etc. It all stops when she stops, without her ever truly knowing it was you. Okay, I'm half kidding, I've never done some of that.
Older women make beautiful lovers, as Ronnie McDowell sang, but they are also at the pinnacle of their craziness. Take the most psychotic high school or college age girl and add twenty-plus years of life experience. My sometimes mentioned/lamented friend was at the top of his "game" earlier this year. Ran off with a nineteen year old, then started messing with her forty-nine year old mom. Finally he ran off with the mom, the daughter started getting crazy and the husband/dad (not to mention sons/brothers) was upset as well for some odd reason. After wrecking two cars and nearly killing himself the second time, the woman went back to her husband and both mother and daughter teamed up before daughter started seeing him again.
Flash forward six months, my friend is working at Subway, finally able to walk on his own again, and hasn't spoken to mother or daughter for a few months. Out of nowhere, the now fifty year old woman calls the store and asks if he works there. An hour later, two county cops come in and arrest him for outstanding warrants. Moral of the story? Don't piss off older women, and if you do, flee the country.
Cryptic: I have no idea why you're still replying to every single flame in here - in the first page and a half there are at least 5 serious replies giving you advice. You're making a tool of yourself by replying to everyone.
Everyone else: Grow up. Its sad seeing people who actually used to be quality posters on LWS posting like a bunch of n00bs. Sorry to jump on the bandwagon, and I know this isn't technically LWS anymore, but this is getting quite sad. I remember when even the flaming was witty.
Let the inevitable flames commence :ppwave:
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Victorla, you are the shining star in the shithole that is the internet.
I don't suppose you noticed that I haven't even checked back into this thread until just now, did you?Quote:
Originally Posted by swnkylaxplyr
HEY GUYS JUST POPPING IN TO REPLY TO THIS ONE THING TO SHOW I AM NOT IN FACT PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO THIS THREAD
Attention stupid cunt: I haven't even been online for several days. Since you seem to be so concerned with me, check when my last reply was before last night's in sasquash's piggie thread. Contrary to what you might want to believe, you and this site really aren't top priority in my life.
HEY GUYS JUST POSTING TO LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE HEHEHE
cryptic you are being called out
/facepalm
The only one you seem to be entertaining and/or provoking is yourself.
Itt Cryptic gets owned(for plane tix?)