Stop trying to shit on his picnic.
Blackmail her for all she's worth, or if that fails just give the tapes her kid, tell him they're bootlegs of something or another and scar him for life, costing her thousands in therapy for him.
And stick them online as well. There's a site (I'll look it up if you actually decide to go down this route) that gives you a grand for a few hours of home sex tapes so, depending on how long the tapes are, you could be quids in. Then there's also a few channels over here where you send them a tape of you fucking and then, if they show it, they pay £250. Given the exchange rate that would be megabucks for you in exchange for airmailing a tape.
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