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    Talking Sir Bifford

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    i think he'll live

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    hi i'm certain i can speak for sir bifford when i say "molest little boys" and "let me stick my penis in that" and he would also probably tell you that you'd better lube your ass up tonight because he'll be anally penetrating it

    but bifford was such a complex character that i could totally be off base here, i dunno

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    ps - it is not even remotely difficult to score well in that game

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    in b4 bifford




    hehehehe
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

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    you could also put some snide comments about other's butts and what you will do to them
    quotes from the internet

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    He will post such an extremely homosexual message in response in just a matter of a few years
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bifford
    Well you know what they say about people who beat others in Texas Hold'em.

    They like to look at hairy man asses and suck on penesises.

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    I remember when I had the most (like 4) high scores in the Arcade.

    Then I realised that it didn't make me more of a man.

    Fuck it, I want my Snake high score back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    ps - it is not even remotely difficult to score well in that game
    you spent 8 hours on and off on that game
    a new scotian work day

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    oh yeah that was starting it up first thing in the morning, heading out to town, to a friend's place, cleaning out the reno house, a meal or two and then beating the old high score by a marginal amount

    it's entirely a matter of time and patience

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    cocavian is a splendid one to behold

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    the fact that you're wasting some of your life in the arcade doesn't make you any cooler
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

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    Quote Originally Posted by DickStivers View Post
    hi i'm certain i can speak for sir bifford when i say "molest little boys" and "let me stick my penis in that" and he would also probably tell you that you'd better lube your ass up tonight because he'll be anally penetrating it

    but bifford was such a complex character that i could totally be off base here, i dunno
    oh my lols

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    Am I the only one who is thinking where the hell has bifford been?

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    You people need to pay attention.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

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    Why, has he changed names or something?
    I think I would have noticed biffords posts under a different name.

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    Yeah.

    Try the fact that he was banned for two years.

    I believe this facilitates a LURK MOAR NOOB.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

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    Well, I'm pretty certain he wasn't banned two years ago since I remember his posts fairly recently. (within the last 6 months)


    Yes, it probably does facilitate a LMN.

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    he was banned for two years like two months ago

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    Yeah that makes more sense, thanks for clearing it up gwahir.



    I miss biff

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    scroll up itt to receive your fix, then go about your day

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    I do not believe that my post gave the sense that he was banned two years ago.


    Especially, since, you know, this site only opened last summer and reopened in September.


    I'm sorry that logic is not your foreskin.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

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    Oh, yes, I misread your post Pepsi. I must have been in a rush to read it.
    Whoops.


    Also, whats biffs new name?

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    he doesn't have one

    stivers just did a good impression of him

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    I do not believe he has one seeing as Atmosfear banned him with the reasoning "i'll see how well CD manages without you and after your ban is up we can reevaluate things".

    So I'm seeing IP matching being used.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

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    that was me who banned him, not sfear

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    (let the record show)

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    Bifford's legacy lives on through the smileys he presented, which perfectly sum up his entire internet career:







    and last but not least


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    because i know someone's going to ask and i'm going to bed and don't want to stay up answering questions (it's 3:30 am) biff was banned for being a boring lowlife who posted the same stupid crap over and over, never contributed anything of any value to the site and basically spent the later part of his internet career fagraging about everything under the sun

    goodnight flames

    edit: o fuck me this isn't flames

    goodnight ci

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    lol

    impressions won't fill my biff cravings
    neither will his smileys.

    thanks gwahir, i was thinking about asking, but figured it was a dumb question that's already been asked and answered a while ago so i thought i'd best not make a fool out of myself.
    i wouldn't say biff never contributed, i'd say he contributed a fair amount of humour to the site.

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    Well if you have Biff cravings you should probably go to hell anyways.

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    Tell me something I don't know.


    Just to clear it up, wasn't exactly cravings, I was just wondering where he was.
    But yeah, probably going to hell anyway.

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