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    Is it appropriate to ask you to stop taking pictures?

    "In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Anne Frank


    “We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.” -Buddha

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    take a picture of all your drugs submerged in a toilet bowl

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    These pictures have made me realize that all white people look the same.
    The fiery red Torino rolled to the curb, we hit the pavement ready for action.

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    I see you're Asian, that's unfortunate seeing as you're fucking stupid.

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    TOGS, why so emotional?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    Is it appropriate to ask you to stop taking pictures?
    It is a quite reasonable suggestion.
    quotes from the internet

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    itt: absolution breaks racist asian stereotypes

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    you have a weird head

    also, what is a best girl friend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    you have a weird head

    also, what is a best girl friend?
    a girl that he liked, but she put him in the friends zone so now they're "really good friends".

    probably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by srsinternets View Post
    a girl that he liked, but she put him in the friends zone so now they're "really good friends".

    probably.
    there is no such thing as a guy and a girl who are "really good friends"

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    Or a friend zone.
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    I bet her name is Emily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Or a friend zone.
    Correct. There is no friend zone, but there are two zones commonly misconstrued as a friend zone. Those two zones are the 'I'm not attracted to you' zone and the 'you're not trying hard enough' zone.

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    I liked it better when I didn't know Absolution was Asian.

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    itt: everyone casually overlooks absolution's arrogance in making a thread glorifying himself rather than posting in the 'post a recent photo of yourself' thread

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    Well I already knew Absolution was undeservedly arrogant

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    itt: everyone casually overlooks absolution's arrogance in making a thread glorifying himself rather than posting in the 'post a recent photo of yourself' thread
    Haha yes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzy View Post
    I bet her name is Emily.
    Hey, my youngest ain't even a year old yet....


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    Or John Wayne's burial spot.


    Time for Google. Or at least a legal name change for my little one...

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    but are you getting married

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    Clean up your nasty fucking fridge, how can you eat out of that thing?
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    someone needs a gimmick account for Yo Yo Ma and post a 'one time at band camp' thread

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    we are overlooking something...we have too many asians here.
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    I see you have a box of kleenex next to your bed.

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    well not like i was ever going to make cookies for you, but now i certainly don't have to lol

    also i remember you said i would probably think one of your friends was attractive and i will tell you now that i find no one itt attractive

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    Dicks, cmon, don't lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by srsinternets View Post
    a girl that he liked, but she put him in the friends zone so now they're "really good friends".

    probably.
    ha ha yeah
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    Man, your fridge is gross. Get your shit together.

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    THE ABSOLUTION UPDATE



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    fuck azns always squinting their eyes and shit
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    you should clean out that fridge

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    I feel like I should know you, only because you live in south jersey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippopotamus View Post
    I feel like I should know you, only because you live in south jersey.
    I feel like you should have sex with me, only because you're attractive.

    EDIT: Hmm, that doesn't work in every situation, does it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by srsinternets View Post
    EDIT: Hmm, that doesn't work in every situation, does it?
    Only if you are half hindu and half italian and overly promiscuous on the internet

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    Your chin is trumped only by Jay Leno's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    THE ABSOLUTION UPDATE


    and you say you don't understand when I say you look like a cartoon

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    nice face chinzilla

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    Quote Originally Posted by srsinternets View Post
    I feel like you should have sex with me, only because you're attractive.

    EDIT: Hmm, that doesn't work in every situation, does it?

    As long as the other person has charisma, it does..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    THE ABSOLUTION UPDATE


    you look like an ugly dyke in this picture

    oh btw i'm not saying that all dykes are ugly... i've actually met some rather attractive ones. but in this case he doesn't look like a pretty dyke.


    PANDAS
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    an ugly dyke with good hair.

    orrr just a baby face azn.

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