Things you hate that you're supposed to like

**sailor jack** · 04-12-2009, 08:28 AM

no he likes to fuck us anally

**gwahir** · 04-12-2009, 09:03 AM

Macbeth

the musical Rent

cheese, mushrooms, avocado, asparagus and other foods my family loves

**benzss** · 04-12-2009, 09:15 AM

I don't know if anyone is supposed to like avocado or asparagus. They're both nasty.

However, disliking cheese is a sign of lunacy.

**Woofness** · 04-12-2009, 09:18 AM

avocado is nice

however mushrooms are not. nor are olives. or shrimps/prawns.

**benzss** · 04-12-2009, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by Woofness

avocado is nice

however mushrooms are not. nor are olives. or shrimps/prawns.

Everything you said here is wrong

**Mang** · 04-12-2009, 09:32 AM

Cheese and olives are delicious.

Avocados, asparagus and mushrooms are not.

**sailor jack** · 04-12-2009, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by Mang

Cheese and olives are delicious.

Avocados, asparagus and mushrooms are not.

Everything you said here is wrong

**coqauvin** · 04-12-2009, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by sycld

um

well then what culture are you a part of

north american

**benzss** · 04-12-2009, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by coqauvin

north american

well

what's wrong with north american culture?

**gwahir** · 04-12-2009, 10:00 AM

also Judaism

**gwahir** · 04-12-2009, 10:00 AM

also libertarianism

**gwahir** · 04-12-2009, 10:00 AM

also my dad

**gwahir** · 04-12-2009, 10:01 AM

holy shit didn't mean for THAT to come out

**k1nk0s** · 04-12-2009, 10:02 AM

vegetables, chicken, turkey and other shitty food.

**benzss** · 04-12-2009, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by gwahir

also libertarianism

at least they think you're free to hate them

**coqauvin** · 04-12-2009, 10:10 AM

I hate White Power Bill

**coqauvin** · 04-12-2009, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by benzss

well

what's wrong with north american culture?

I refuse to rant about this because it makes me sound CRAZY

**ShitFace** · 04-12-2009, 10:35 AM

lol white power bill

i love arrested development

**Sheepz** · 04-12-2009, 10:36 AM

Bono but I guess the only one who thinks we're 'supposed' to like him is the vain bastard himself.

**benzss** · 04-12-2009, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by coqauvin

I refuse to rant about this because it makes me sound CRAZY

no, do it

**mkdisciple** · 04-12-2009, 11:08 AM

Forgot to add Asian porn. Chicks always sound like they're crying and all the good parts are censored. Not a fan.

Lesbian porn at times can suck, too.

**sailor jack** · 04-12-2009, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by mkdisciple

Forgot to add Asian porn. Chicks always sound like they're crying and all the good parts are censored.

You obviously haven't had access to some of the finer far eastern treasures that the censors haven't got hold of yet.

**sycld** · 04-12-2009, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by gwahir

also my dad

Originally Posted by gwahir

holy shit didn't mean for THAT to come out

hmm, interesting. well we're finally making some progress.

please, lie down on my couch. relax.

now. have you ever had an urge to have sex with your mother?

(please ignore my hand entering your pants; it's all a part of the therapy i assure you)

**coqauvin** · 04-12-2009, 11:59 AM

sycld is the kind of psychologist that they write Law and Order: SVU episodes about

**sycld** · 04-12-2009, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by coqauvin

sycld is the kind of psychologist that they write Law and Order: SVU episodes about

i'm a the-rapist.

**coqauvin** · 04-12-2009, 12:31 PM

you should combine your ANALYTICAL mind with your THERAPIST skills and make business cards

**Sion** · 04-12-2009, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy

Tell me about it! I never enjoyed that book. Maybe if I was a retarded high schooler reading it I would have liked it, but I read it like a year ago.. and was painfully disappointed by all the hype.

I WAS a retarded high schooler when I read it (last year) and I still despised it.
It's only redeeming factor was that it was only like 180 pages.
JD Salinger needs to have his kneecaps kicked in.

**coqauvin** · 04-12-2009, 12:36 PM

aw guys come on catcher in the rye is a good book. It is a wonderful snapshot of the sheer fagginess that every adolescent boy goes through, unabashedly displayed. I like it for the job it does of characterizing that, in spite of the fact that I hate holden caulfield for being an annoying douchebag.

**sycld** · 04-12-2009, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by coqauvin

you should combine your ANALYTICAL mind with your THERAPIST skills and make business cards

well they are my best ASSETS

that and my knowledge of PENAL codes

**Nermy2k** · 04-12-2009, 02:48 PM

analrapist

**CyanideWyrm** · 04-12-2009, 04:12 PM

The Boondock Saints - Going where countless other movies have gone before, but with worse acting and more asinine plot elements

MadTV - I have watched several episodes, for the same reason why I will always eat a piece of celery out of the vegetable platter, on the off chance that every other time I've tried it I was wrong, and this time I'll actually like it. Needless to say, both are shit.

To Kill a Mockingbird - Let's take a semi-interesting concept, put it in the perspective of a little girl, and then go on and on about everything that isn't the semi-interesting concept. Also, why not a fucking albino neighbor? Shit ya, money time.

Religious Militants - I can't stand people who try to shove their viewpoint down my throat. I have my beliefs, I like them, and I don't feel the need to change them. And hold on there, atheists, don't get too excited, since 80% of you are worse that almost the entirety of religious people; I don't give a shit what you think either, and I don't need your play-by-play of every discrepancy in the Bible.

**sailor jack** · 04-12-2009, 04:15 PM

Are we supposed to like religious militants?

Is that why the war against Al Queda is going so badly, cos we're meant to like tham??

**CyanideWyrm** · 04-12-2009, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by sailor jack

Are we supposed to like religious militants?

Is that why the war against Al Queda is going so badly, cos we're meant to like tham??

Limp-wristed "Hey guys we just need to love everybody and since we live in America and everyone has free speech you really can't do anything to oppress their rights" faggots want you to.

Also, add above to list

**sailor jack** · 04-12-2009, 04:55 PM

Oh ok, I wouldnt describe them as militant but yeah, I see your point.

But I dont think we're meant to like them either....I think their aim is to piss you off until you agree

**Mr. E** · 04-12-2009, 05:26 PM

Art
The Wire
Kings of Leon (I mean, seriously, they are awful)
Cars (or vehicles in general for that matter)
Black girls
Oscar winning movies (for the most part)

**gina** · 04-12-2009, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by CyanideWyrm

The Boondock Saints - Going where countless other movies have gone before, but with worse acting and more asinine plot elements.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm sad now.

**Mr. E** · 04-12-2009, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by CyanideWyrm

MadTV - I have watched several episodes, for the same reason why I will always eat a piece of celery out of the vegetable platter, on the off chance that every other time I've tried it I was wrong, and this time I'll actually like it. Needless to say, both are shit.

You're not supposed to like MadTV

**coqauvin** · 04-12-2009, 05:58 PM

come on guys to kill a mockingbird was a touching coming of age story where a little girl doesn't really comprehend the enormity of what's happening around her, but has to cope with it anyway and also it cemented gregory peck as the manliest man to ever be a man on the silver screen