Tea. It's like, yeah, I'm British. I get it. Don't go on about tea. I hate the stuff.
I also hate my granddad because he has Alzhiemers so whenever he offers me a brew and I say 'yeah, I'll have a coffee thanks' he ALWAYS makes me tea. Without fail. Not to mention the way he tells me the same stories over and over and over again because he doesn't know he's told me them. And he reads the Daily Mail every single day even though he's actually very liberal.
And football. Bunch of overpaid wankers kicking a ball around for 90 minutes.
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