Thread: Girlfriends/Boyfriends

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Is this thread for real? Yes, to all of your questions, and yes you should give up on life.

Have you ever thought that maybe you are too self conscious and insecure?

5. Do you think girls would like another girl lets call her girl a better if girl a had a boyfriend?

Illiterate.

Get off of your computer, join a club, join a gym, go for a walk, stop a random stranger in the street...

you are your own problem.

hahaha

Well hey, all I can say is pics or it didn't happen.


Right guys?


Lets get a hot or not profile up here Satori. I will personally do you myself if you make a 7.5 or higher. Then you'll be free to engorge on all the wild crazy lesbian dildo sex that will be thrown at you once the world hears about it.





........and after I post the vid on 4chan.

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

I don't think I'm hot. Reason being once this girl said she would dance with me. When I asked her to dance or talk to her she kept on saying that she has to get a drink/ take a smoke break/ talk to someone/ go to the bathroom/doesn't know or like the song, wants to take a rest or asks someone else to dance. She danced with other girls not me. So I assume I'm not hot.

Are we gonna do it or what.

My brain is going to explode.

oh my god

PS is thatta way Satori.
WB btw.


also lol botb right here.

Satori. Seriously. Answer me this:

Why in the fuck would you ask a girl out when she has a boyfriend? She obviously enjoys the peen, not your peanut butter particled encrusted nasty vadge.

Anyway, I really think you should just go the route of internet dating instead of whining about being single to us. We only make fun of you. Try stuff like okcupid or plentyoffish and quit being so damn needy all the time.

How old is Satori meant to be?

At this point, whatever age she gives will piss me off.

I suppose you guys all thought The Grey was a real person too

Ah c'mon the grey was awesome.
I liked his stories, gimmick or not, he was a good poster.

lol, The Grey

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

I wanted a girlfriend. But could not get. So I used peanut butter to masturbate instead. It was a substitution. I would rather have a girlfriend.

I don't think I would be rated 7.5. I would think I would be closer to average.

oh jeepers.

hey satori post your picture and i'll be your girlfriend on a trial run basis

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

I wanted a girlfriend. But could not get. So I used peanut butter to masturbate instead. It was a substitution. I would rather have a girlfriend.

I don't think I would be rated 7.5. I would think I would be closer to average.

But who is peanut butter?

tgo

Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries

I remember you from LWS! Wow...that brings me back.

me too

I still cannot fathom how peanut butter could possibly substitute for a girlfriend

I mean dildoes and vibrators are one thing, but peanut butter is quite another

Originally Posted by coqauvin

I still cannot fathom how peanut butter could possibly substitute for a girlfriend

I mean dildoes and vibrators are one thing, but peanut butter is quite another

Peanut Butter rocks her entire world

Originally Posted by coqauvin

I still cannot fathom how peanut butter could possibly substitute for a girlfriend

I mean dildoes and vibrators are one thing, but peanut butter is quite another

I assumed she has a dog.

You should probably stick your hand in a blender.

Originally Posted by DickStivers

hey satori post your picture and i'll be your girlfriend on a trial run basis

by law of association if this came to fruition you're out of my life

edit: hahahahahahaha

Goddamn satori goto a gay bar