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    http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/full...ame=Pandemic-2

    It's a pretty addicting game, I think...

    You have to try to infect and kill the entire world with a disease that you create and evolve. It's enjoyable, takes a while to start.

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    Too luck driven. You're basically praying your shit makes it over to the islands before air travel is cut off -- I haven't figured out a way to reliably do this.

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    I've done it once, but the vaccine worked so I lost.

    Make it less visible...

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    The best I've ever done on this was every country but Madagascar... A couple times. Fuck only having one means of import/export/transportation.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WellAdjusted View Post
    I've done it once, but the vaccine worked so I lost.

    Make it less visible...
    Still luck depending on whether or not your starting baddie starts off with good invisible traits (rare).

    Can you tell how much of a difference the resistances make?

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    Quote Originally Posted by srsinternets View Post
    The best I've ever done on this was every country but Madagascar... A couple times. Fuck only having one means of import/export/transportation.

    Lmao
    Yeah I just killed off every region but stupid Madagascar closed their stupid little ship yards.

    I always sell my symptoms and get just a fever because it's not noticeable haha

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    I somehow managed to have this virus that has NO SYMPTOMS and NO VISIBILITY start spreading like wildfire, and then all of the places started doing the normal stuff, shutting down schools, closing borders, which pissed me off, if there are 0 symptoms and the visibility is at 0, then they would not start shutting everything down, because no one would know they had it.

    My plan was to get it on every island and continent then buy all the deadly symptoms to kill them off.
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    the secret to winning pandemic is hoping that you start in madagascar

    & lol@srsinternets


    PANDAS
    If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.

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    the first time i played it i killed everyone in the world, but i haven't been able to replicate that though.
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    Well I like penis

    so there

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    I beat it last night; parasite, no symptoms, heavy drug resistance, all modes of infection, then buying resistance to all environments as the points rolled in. When all countries were infected, I just bought all the symptoms on the first tier.
    The game's ok, but more depth and less luck would've been nice. It is a really good concept that deserves better realisation.

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    if an infectious parasite, microbe, or virus has "no symptoms"... ever...

    ...how does it kill a person?


    PANDAS
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    the game's not realistic, you start with a symptom, but you can sell it for "evolution points", let your virus go unnoticed, and then when you buy deadly symptoms, suddenly everyone's got the new strain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    the game's not realistic, you start with a symptom, but you can sell it for "evolution points", let your virus go unnoticed, and then when you buy deadly symptoms, suddenly everyone's got the new strain.
    Right, I know. It was more of a rhetorical question.

    Alternatively, I also got this answer:

    Pandemic 04-16-2009 07:48 PM by negareping the bastards


    PANDAS
    If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.

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    Atheists are quite right

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    I guess that works too, but it's a little unsporting

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    Right, I know. It was more of a rhetorical question.

    Alternatively, I also got this answer:
    Well.

    Thats rude.

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    I don't want to point fingers but I blame absolution

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    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    I guess that works too, but it's a little unsporting
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    Well.

    Thats rude.
    Well, to be honest, I don't think that most parasites have a very well-developed sense of fairness or manners.


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    I beat it!
    I am now content with life

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    God found Pandemic II using stumble and is now playing irl

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    Started in Mexico... could be worse I guess.
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    I acutally more or less agree with you on this. I'm much more of an athlete then an intellectual.

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    So, if madagascar closes it's shipyards.... there's no way of getting the disease to spread there?
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    I acutally more or less agree with you on this. I'm much more of an athlete then an intellectual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mang View Post
    So, if madagascar closes it's shipyards.... there's no way of getting the disease to spread there?
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    Wtf that's gay as shit, this game is impossible.
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    really, the secret to winning the game is to have your starting country be madagascar.


    PANDAS
    If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    really, the secret to winning the game is to have your starting country be madagascar.
    that must be the only possible way to win


    I just started out in china and I was like Sweet, 3 bordering countries, airport and shipyard... not a bad place to start

    then madagascar shuts shipyards because a couple of hundred thousand people have a fever



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    I just beat it with Brazil as my starting point.

    All I needed to do is buy all of the resistance, transmissions, and fever.

    Then, after it was all spread and done, I bought all the symptoms from the first two tiers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    I just beat it with Brazil as my starting point.

    All I needed to do is buy all of the resistance, transmissions, and fever.

    Then, after it was all spread and done, I bought all the symptoms from the first two tiers.
    Was it a virus, bacteria or parasite?
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    protip: open new game, put it on highest speed possible, minimize browser for a while, come back when you feel like it and wreak havoc.

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    Starting in any country with two ports is the best way to get Madagascar infected fast. I started in South Africa one game, and for some reason I never saw a boat go into Madagascar, but it spread there. Which makes me wonder if Africans are just swimming across the ocean

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    I just won.

    Started in madagascar, Bacteria with fever, got all the resistances first then coughing, up a tier,dementia, up a tier, ataxia, kidney failure.

    They never even got the vaccine out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTroy View Post
    Was it a virus, bacteria or parasite?
    Virus.
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    I love imagining how my disease progresses. A simple cough, then all of a sudden sores, and then insanity with dementia. I keep hoping that it'll cause a zombie apocalypse

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    Right now I have everything except Australia and Western Europe. But I think they shut everything down. So Ill just kill off everyone else.

    I find it works better if you dont buy ANY symptoms or very few then once it spreads alot, then start buying them to make it more lethal.
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