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    Default I need this.

    My birthday is saturday.
    Someone should buy me this.




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    My birthday is on tuesday.

    Also you're not getting a car from me. Sorry.

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    Where the hell am I going to find someone selling a door like that?

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    Why would you buy a foreign car?

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    fuck volkswagen. pieces of shit on wheels
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    Well I like penis

    so there

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    I won't buy a car. I will manipulate someone else into buying it.

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    Volkswagen makes some decent cars, but they would certainly not be my first choice.

    And if you think I'm buying you a car you need your head examined.

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    yo bub u in the v dub club

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    i've always wanted to become quite wealthy and then have a bilbo baggins birthday party under a great tree and hand out presents to the guests

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    i've always wanted to become quite wealthy and then have a bilbo baggins birthday party under a great tree and hand out presents to the guests
    followed by a foot fetish dinner?

    "proud feet!"


    PANDAS
    If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.

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    Atheists are quite right

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    haha

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    you forgot the emphasis on the rolling 'r's to sound indignant

    i do it everytime i reference prrrroust

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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    My birthday is on tuesday.

    Also you're not getting a car from me. Sorry.
    I'm going to send you a gift.

    As for you hippo, you stomped on my family and should burn in hell.

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    Are you serious

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    Get a Honda.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infernus View Post
    I'm going to send you a gift.

    As for you hippo, you stomped on my family and should burn in hell.

    I love your mom, I would never cause her harm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Get a Honda.


    I already had a honda.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippopotamus View Post
    I already had a honda.
    You know, I was going to buy you a car up until I read this.

    Now you can go fuck yourself, you spoilt bitch.

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    I buy all of my own cars...

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    I just realized this thread isn't in falmes.

    Listening to the Fall of Troy - The Dark Trail

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    hay guyz. no one cares. but i bought that car.

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    Can you give me a lift?

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    yeah, you wanna go to a really trashy strip club?

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    If I ever see your car, I am plastering the bumper with those crappy "Coexist" bumper stickers. Just because I am an ass, and I have access to thousands of those stickers. If it makes you feel better I also plan to slap as many gay pride stickers on homophobic co-workers cars as I possibly can.

    No not really, I wouldn't fuck with other peoples cars, I was just bored and trying to move the topic along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippopotamus View Post
    yeah, you wanna go to a really trashy strip club?
    I didn't know you were working tonight.

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    Sam, why did you buy that car? I would have bought it for you.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    it's in the CD charter

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    That place in the picture looks really familiar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzy View Post
    That place in the picture looks really familiar.
    http://www.gnsmotors.com/

    I'm an e-detective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    i dont understand why you made this post here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Sam, why did you buy that car? I would have bought it for you.
    you know my name

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippopotamus View Post
    you know my name
    I hope you like stalkers

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    Only if they turn into friends.

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    Well, Pepsi is friendly, if nothing else

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    Yeah, but in a slightly creepy way.

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    And by creepy, he means you're going to wake up one day and he's going to tell you "Surprise! You're pregnant!..and married."

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    backwardsxsam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    backwardsxsam
    Winner!
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

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    A belated happy birthday hippopotamus!
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
    Albert Einstein

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    thank you!

    and I only like stalkers if they're black guys that look like lawrence fishburne.

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