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It is inconceivable in my mind, to "be cornered" unless you work in a office with 300+ lbs behemoths. If you weigh 105 lbs you need to break the strings of being a Mama's boy. Our office environment is no different than a construction site. Yes, we have the oversight of cameras, but the rule of the pool is to circle the weakest pray. We have been told to tone it down, but it eventually gets back to the same level of harassment. Their are 27 people in my office with 500+ years of experience, the majority working together for 15+ years. And we all consider ourselves co-workers and at best acquaintances but by no means are we friends outside the office. When someone leaves they are not missed as an integral part of the "team".
The women dish it out at times worse than the men. It is a known fact that women can out rank a trucker when it comes to talking dirty and slinging the filth. But in my office any sign of weakness causes the sharks to circle even before blood is in the water. If you can't deal with the dialogue, than IPod yourself until you are content.
I will share a bit of wisdom with you, "All Men Suck" and women are salivating at every chance to smash it up in any way they can find. Also getting in touch with your feminine side can give you some perspective to "deal" with the isolation. You sound :potty: and need to take laxatives or you are going to burst at the seams. Don't get me wrong, I would sympathize with your plight if you had an ounce of fight in you. But short of locking the bathroom door and sticking the key down their bosom, I can't justify submissively being cornered.
Next time they want to see the seat of your pants, bend over, pull down your pants, and shit everywhere.
They wont ask again.
Geat your wang out next time.
If your girlfriend don't start sucking it, someone will.
Err, so what's your point here?
You work in a shitty office where the employees are so incompitent that they spend all their energy tearing each other apart rather than focusing on working as a team to get anything done?
Yeah, 500+ years of experience fucking around is what it sounds like.
it's true mal reynold's personally removed his own wang last week
the supposed period blood stems from using a maxi as a crotch bandaid
and..and they were making fun of me.. and they wouldn't let me leave and they wanted to see my pants and... and waaaaaaaaaah
You really seem to take things too seriously. Toughen up, if you can take a dick, you can take a joke.
If pubic hair, period blood, and fucking are enough to make you queasy, perhaps you ought to rethink this whole heterosexuality thing before you do something stupid, like move in with a woman.
oh wow it is ollivier cromwell
well unfortunately men into men also have pubic hair, and may or may not demand fucking in a relationship.
it is true, however, that you won't have to deal with period blood. however, you may have to deal with... um... another substance when going through the back door.
nonetheless, your insight is appreciated.
weird, the internet is not real life.
So I guess I just can't take anything seriously, or else the offending party might get pissed. Good call.
I think that its best to take something positive away from this encounter. At least you didn't piss yourself while they were mocking you, that would've been even more embarrassing. That shows moral fiber?
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I didn't piss myself much.
is the girl I'm dating a 45 year old fat bitch?
I don't want to deal with stuff coming from their va-jay-jays.
Also there's a difference between working with a woman and living with one, duh. Fucking duh.
Guys, you've made Mal butthurt. You should be ashamed of yourselves. :shifty:
oh, quiet, Pepsi. You won't even know how to react when you have to touch a vagina, much less deal with things like pubic hair or menstrual blood.
Why are you the only guy in the office?
I just feel like I need to reiterate: boo-fucking-hoo
Also, who is afraid of pubic hair and menstrual blood? I fingered a chick on her period once. It was messy, but with enough paper towels it ain't no thing.
actually everyone in my office is all mad at each other now
also, no clue why I'm the only guy. There are 2 male doctors, but I don't interact with them.
nope. transcriptionist. doctors take notes into a tape recorder, I listen to the tape, and type it out. i'm a human pen.
lol you're a giant legal liability
that's pretty much all I am, really.
Just for that, piss all over each and every toilet seat.
just took a really big, toilet clogging dump in the bathroom
everyone here knows i do not use the restroom, therfore, i skirt blame
now the game of, 'who broke the toilet?!?!' begins
How can they know you don't do something that you not only did, but everyone does?
MalReynolds gonna end up hating on the women and gonna get gay. It is the secret twist to his misogynistic revenge story based on his imagination and possible reality.
simple, i've explained that i don't like using the work bathroom for the whole pubic hair/blood/shit thing. i've worked here for 3 years and have only used the restroom here once, or i go on my lunch break.
also, 2 of them freaked out, the toilet overflowed, we have maintenance in there and there's a blame war going on behind me.
Don't live with these women, work with them.
Why can no one tell the difference between co-workers, co-inhabitants, and people I'm fucking?