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    Talk to a lawyer.

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    It is inconceivable in my mind, to "be cornered" unless you work in a office with 300+ lbs behemoths. If you weigh 105 lbs you need to break the strings of being a Mama's boy. Our office environment is no different than a construction site. Yes, we have the oversight of cameras, but the rule of the pool is to circle the weakest pray. We have been told to tone it down, but it eventually gets back to the same level of harassment. Their are 27 people in my office with 500+ years of experience, the majority working together for 15+ years. And we all consider ourselves co-workers and at best acquaintances but by no means are we friends outside the office. When someone leaves they are not missed as an integral part of the "team".

    The women dish it out at times worse than the men. It is a known fact that women can out rank a trucker when it comes to talking dirty and slinging the filth. But in my office any sign of weakness causes the sharks to circle even before blood is in the water. If you can't deal with the dialogue, than IPod yourself until you are content.

    I will share a bit of wisdom with you, "All Men Suck" and women are salivating at every chance to smash it up in any way they can find. Also getting in touch with your feminine side can give you some perspective to "deal" with the isolation. You sound and need to take laxatives or you are going to burst at the seams. Don't get me wrong, I would sympathize with your plight if you had an ounce of fight in you. But short of locking the bathroom door and sticking the key down their bosom, I can't justify submissively being cornered.

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    Next time they want to see the seat of your pants, bend over, pull down your pants, and shit everywhere.

    They wont ask again.
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    Geat your wang out next time.

    If your girlfriend don't start sucking it, someone will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickyj1291 View Post
    Geat your wang out next time.

    If your girlfriend don't start sucking it, someone will.
    Did you not read this thread?

    I do not have a wang of any kind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    Did you not read this thread?

    I do not have a wang of any kind.
    Everyone on the internet has a wang.

    Because everyone on the internet is a man.

    If you are neither a man, nor have a wang, then I don't know whats wrong with the world

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranton View Post
    It is inconceivable in my mind, to "be cornered" unless you work in a office with 300+ lbs behemoths. If you weigh 105 lbs you need to break the strings of being a Mama's boy. Our office environment is no different than a construction site. Yes, we have the oversight of cameras, but the rule of the pool is to circle the weakest pray. We have been told to tone it down, but it eventually gets back to the same level of harassment. Their are 27 people in my office with 500+ years of experience, the majority working together for 15+ years. And we all consider ourselves co-workers and at best acquaintances but by no means are we friends outside the office. When someone leaves they are not missed as an integral part of the "team".

    The women dish it out at times worse than the men. It is a known fact that women can out rank a trucker when it comes to talking dirty and slinging the filth. But in my office any sign of weakness causes the sharks to circle even before blood is in the water. If you can't deal with the dialogue, than IPod yourself until you are content.

    I will share a bit of wisdom with you, "All Men Suck" and women are salivating at every chance to smash it up in any way they can find. Also getting in touch with your feminine side can give you some perspective to "deal" with the isolation. You sound and need to take laxatives or you are going to burst at the seams. Don't get me wrong, I would sympathize with your plight if you had an ounce of fight in you. But short of locking the bathroom door and sticking the key down their bosom, I can't justify submissively being cornered.
    Err, so what's your point here?

    You work in a shitty office where the employees are so incompitent that they spend all their energy tearing each other apart rather than focusing on working as a team to get anything done?

    Yeah, 500+ years of experience fucking around is what it sounds like.


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    it's true mal reynold's personally removed his own wang last week

    the supposed period blood stems from using a maxi as a crotch bandaid

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    Who the fuck are you to say I handled this poorly? Please tell me, Mr. Office Worker, what you would have done in the situation? Outside of violence, there was literally nothing I could do as I was cornered. Of course, you know how to the handle the situation, you snot nosed fucking kid. Christ, cut my grass for $10, it'll be the first and only job you'll ever have to work for, you motherfucking idiot.
    LOL

    I just saw this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    LOL

    I just saw this.
    I assume it's because you can't read.

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    and..and they were making fun of me.. and they wouldn't let me leave and they wanted to see my pants and... and waaaaaaaaaah

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    You really seem to take things too seriously. Toughen up, if you can take a dick, you can take a joke.

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    If pubic hair, period blood, and fucking are enough to make you queasy, perhaps you ought to rethink this whole heterosexuality thing before you do something stupid, like move in with a woman.

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    oh wow it is ollivier cromwell

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    Quote Originally Posted by ollie cromwell View Post
    If pubic hair, period blood, and fucking are enough to make you queasy, perhaps you ought to rethink this whole heterosexuality thing before you do something stupid, like move in with a woman.
    well unfortunately men into men also have pubic hair, and may or may not demand fucking in a relationship.

    it is true, however, that you won't have to deal with period blood. however, you may have to deal with... um... another substance when going through the back door.

    nonetheless, your insight is appreciated.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    After about ten minutes of being literally cornered, my boss simply goes, "Well, if you hadn't been giving a reaction, we wouldn't have kept teasing you." Which is kind of ass-backwards, because my reaction was a direct result of my boss making fun of me.
    your reaction is ass backwards
    this is the concept of trolling
    has the internet taught you nothing

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    weird, the internet is not real life.

    So I guess I just can't take anything seriously, or else the offending party might get pissed. Good call.

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    I think that its best to take something positive away from this encounter. At least you didn't piss yourself while they were mocking you, that would've been even more embarrassing. That shows moral fiber?

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    ...

    I didn't piss myself much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ollie cromwell View Post
    If pubic hair, period blood, and fucking are enough to make you queasy, perhaps you ought to rethink this whole heterosexuality thing before you do something stupid, like move in with a woman.
    You should dwell on this Miss MalReynolds.
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    is the girl I'm dating a 45 year old fat bitch?

    I don't want to deal with stuff coming from their va-jay-jays.

    Also there's a difference between working with a woman and living with one, duh. Fucking duh.
    Last edited by MalReynolds; 04-29-2009 at 08:53 AM.

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    Guys, you've made Mal butthurt. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
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    oh, quiet, Pepsi. You won't even know how to react when you have to touch a vagina, much less deal with things like pubic hair or menstrual blood.

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    Why are you the only guy in the office?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Pino Rage View Post
    Why are you the only guy in the office?
    Equal Opportunity requirements.

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    I just feel like I need to reiterate: boo-fucking-hoo

    Also, who is afraid of pubic hair and menstrual blood? I fingered a chick on her period once. It was messy, but with enough paper towels it ain't no thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    weird, the internet is not real life.

    So I guess I just can't take anything seriously, or else the offending party might get pissed. Good call.
    no, you can take it seriously, and no one's getting pissed but you regardless

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    actually everyone in my office is all mad at each other now

    also, no clue why I'm the only guy. There are 2 male doctors, but I don't interact with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    actually everyone in my office is all mad at each other now

    also, no clue why I'm the only guy. There are 2 male doctors, but I don't interact with them.
    lol you're a nurse

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    nope. transcriptionist. doctors take notes into a tape recorder, I listen to the tape, and type it out. i'm a human pen.

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    lol you're a giant legal liability

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    that's pretty much all I am, really.

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    Just for that, piss all over each and every toilet seat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Just for that, piss all over each and every toilet seat.
    And leave them up.

    With a single pube on every one.

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    just took a really big, toilet clogging dump in the bathroom

    everyone here knows i do not use the restroom, therfore, i skirt blame

    now the game of, 'who broke the toilet?!?!' begins

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    How can they know you don't do something that you not only did, but everyone does?

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    MalReynolds gonna end up hating on the women and gonna get gay. It is the secret twist to his misogynistic revenge story based on his imagination and possible reality.
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    simple, i've explained that i don't like using the work bathroom for the whole pubic hair/blood/shit thing. i've worked here for 3 years and have only used the restroom here once, or i go on my lunch break.

    also, 2 of them freaked out, the toilet overflowed, we have maintenance in there and there's a blame war going on behind me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    oh, quiet, Pepsi. You won't even know how to react when you have to touch a vagina, much less deal with things like pubic hair or menstrual blood.
    I live with two women.

    Unlike you, I can handle it.
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    Don't live with these women, work with them.

    Why can no one tell the difference between co-workers, co-inhabitants, and people I'm fucking?

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