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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    simple, i've explained that i don't like using the work bathroom for the whole pubic hair/blood/shit thing. i've worked here for 3 years and have only used the restroom here once, or i go on my lunch break.

    also, 2 of them freaked out, the toilet overflowed, we have maintenance in there and there's a blame war going on behind me.
    But pooping at work is the best. Why not get paid while you shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Just for that, piss all over each and every toilet seat.
    Quote Originally Posted by srsinternets View Post
    And leave them up.

    With a single pube on every one.
    he'd have to do this in the woman's bathroom

    i recommend getting vials of red colored liquid or even better real blood and "menstruate" all over all the toilets.


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    There is no mens room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    Don't live with these women, work with them.

    Why can no one tell the difference between co-workers, co-inhabitants, and people I'm fucking?
    Probably because you're a sexless, whiny bitch that lives alone.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    You know, when Tidus points out that you have failed at internetting, it's probably time to go ahead and off yourself.
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    pepsi reserves the right to tell cryptic to get out at any time

    it's in the CD charter

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    Can't all be cool like you, Tidus.

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    you're one to be calling someone sexless Tidus

    also, having roommates, no matter what the gender, really isn't a valid point of pride

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    Mr E, I have two black friends, whatup nigga?
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
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    I have five, beat that.

    Of course, of my five black friends, one of them went to a Gavin DeGraw concert yesterday, one of them is a professional Magic: The Gathering player, one of them is a goth, one of them is an otaku, and the last one is even smarter than I am.

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    Whatever is Gavin Degraw of otaku, those are cool friends.
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
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    hey

    they don't wanna be anything other than what they've been trying to be lately

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    I don't listen to Gavin Degraw, I just know people who do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    There is no mens room.
    i bet you pee sitting down anyway.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    I don't listen to Gavin Degraw, I just know people who do.
    To be fair, his cover of "Tracks of my Tears" is great.

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