Ultimatum Thread v29350
I'm sure you all know how this goes, you answer the ultimatum above and then post your own.
So you're walking through the desert and are extremely dehydrated. You come across two full bottles, one full of piss the other full of tequila. What's it gonna be?
Tequila, that's easy.
You have to stay on drugs and marry me, or be 100% sober and date Gina/Hippo/KT/Dick/your choice internette
lik dis if u cry evertim
Originally Posted by Mr. E
Sober and date Gina, she's sexyyy
Listen to mmmbop (and only mmmbop) on repeat for a year, or never hear any music again
mmmbop on repeat for a year (I could deal with it, but I need music to function properly)
Jump off a 90 ft. cliff with the knowledge that there is only a 65% chance you will survive, or spend 15 minutes in a glass case filled with tarantulas and devenomed scorpions
definitely the devenomed scorpions and tarantulas
Slaying and eating your current pet or going vegetarian for the rest of your life?
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
Vegetarian, fuck eating my cat
Have the skin peeled off your lower body or eat a severed leg of a close friend/family member?
Skin peeled off lower body.
Get shot and killed by a close family member or shoot and kill a person at random?
shoot and kill a person at random (lol duh)
Only watch Lifetime Movie Channel or only watch Oxygen channel
Lifetime cause I guess the shit on there is unintentionally funny sometimes
Fight a chimp(they go straight for the nuts and try and rip them off) or fight a swarm of bees with honey on your nuts.
Chimp, because you can't really fight a swarm of bees.
Shove a firecracker down your pants or get hit in the face with a baseball bat?
Front or back?
Front
baseball bat
diarrhea for 24 hours straight or puking for the same
Much rather puke for 24 hours than burn my bunghole
Lose both your arms or have your mother lose a leg?
Have my mother lose a leg because she can still function normally without one leg, I cannot function normally without any arms
Not talking with/seeing anyone for 2 straight years, or only being able to have sex once a year
Sex once a year is better than no sex for 2 years.
Ass glued shut for a week or dick glued to your stomach/vag glued shut for 2 weeks?
Dick glued to my stomach for two weeks, easy
Get punched in the chest by Randy Couture as hard as he can punch or get kicked in the knee by Ronaldo as hard as he can kick?
Kicked in the knee definitely.
Have your favourite food come out of existence or eat it everyday for the rest of your life?
Out of existence for sure.
Literally shit a brick or pass a kidney stone?
Kidney stone.
Have gay sex with a guy and be the pitcher and he shits all over you halfway through, or be the catcher.
be the catcher(though i get the feeling this was intended for someone else)
be free to do whatever you want for a year as long as you don't interact with other people or be forced to not have a single moment of privacy for a year
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
No privacy for a year
Would you rather have had your mother or your father walk in on you the night you lost your v-card?
yeah but you're in the army
it's sort of like me being a catcher: no big deal
my mother, because she has astigmatism and if we quite down soon enough and it's dark enough she might just think we're cuddlingWould you rather have had your mother or your father walk in on you the night you lost your v-card?
that said...
would you rather be forced to have a 3 way with your mother or be celibate for the rest of your life?
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
Be celibate for the rest of my life I think after a 3 way with my mum I'd be put off sex forever and thus be celibate anyway :/
When you die, would you rather go to the supposed heaven or be reincarnated as a random person/animal/whatever ?
Reincarnated
What would you rather drink cheap beer (ie Keystone/rockie mountain) or cheap liquor (ie crystal palace)
Cheap beer, cheap liquor is more likely to make me throw up I reckon
Travel back in time and make out with your mum when she was younger or travel forward in time and make out with your daughter when she's older.
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