So far we've done the following.

Monday Night - Put up posters saying that Swine Flu had been detected in the area. Taken down by 8.20am the next morning. Announcements were made explaining that the school didn't really have swine flu and that the posters would be put back up if it was detected.

Tuesday Night - Moved all the benches into massive puddles on the rugby pitches in a position where people could sit and chat... albeit with wet ankles. Took half an hour to move back.

Wednesday Night - The name plates from each building around the school were swapped around. The "Head's Residence" became "Home Economics" and the school chapel became the "Science Block". Amongst others. Big stink when discovered, apparently those signs cost £8000 to have made and when they couldn't find a couple they kicked off. One hour to do, four hours to put right.

Tonight - No idea. I'm not on the boarding house. Hoping for something fantastic when I go in tomorrow morning.

Tomorrow - Internet is disabled. Water fight. "Leavers '09" Flag flown from the flagpoles. Chaos.