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    My Dear CD,

    I just dropped my boyfriend off at a bar/strip club to hang out with his friends. I offered to be his designated driver.

    I do not think this is a big deal.

    My friend seems to think otherwise.

    Does me saying its okay for my boyfriend to hang out with his friends at a strip club make me a decent trusting girlfriend or a stupid and oblivious girlfriend?

    Discuss.

    Thank you,
    Kala

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    P.S. These results will be shared with said friend, hence why I am asking for other opinions on the matter.

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    A strip club is the safest place he could possibly be, the only women there are strippers (or lesbians, or chicks there with their boyfriends) and he isn't allowed to get too close to the girls or he gets his ass kicked out. You're fine to let him go, it's all good

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    Trusting, nothing happens in strip clubs. Tell your friend I said she's dumb.

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    Well that depends on which strip club you go too. I mean, if it's a really classy (there ARE classy gentlemen clubs) then no worries because the girls consider themselves "professionals." If it just a place with a sign that says "LIVE NUDE GIRLS" you might be in trouble because most of those places offer $20 hand jobs from some skank with too much booty dust. How do I know this? My friend is dating a stripper....and she makes lots of extra Jacksons.
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    What no brains said. It'll more than likely be ok though. Don't worry about it.
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    There should be no problem unless your boyfriend has a lot of spare cash to throw at them to get more than just a dance. The main point of strip clubs is to have a woman you don't know show her tits and rub them in your face and then walk away and never have to see them again. I can't imagine a man that would want to stick his dick in that kind of coffin anyways.

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    I was always fine with my boyfriend going to strip clubs, but yeah, just make sure it's not a sketchy place.

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    My girlfriend is pretty disapproving but I'm pretty sure she knows I'd rather bang her than an infected stripper.
    well i mean

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    A club streep is only for fun in a moment. People working in these clubs are professional. Don't worry about it.

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    It's not even that I'm disapproving because I really don't care. I didn't even really think about it until she mentioned that it was a bad idea. I'm glad to know that I'm apparently not crazy.

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    I definitely know people who have gotten handys and blowjobs in strip clubs.

    They are hardly innocent.

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    I think it's cool, but then again why the fuck would someone want to pay a cover charge and then pay bitches to dance? I could just have you over on my dong and not worry about the money.... unless your fees are higher.(Strip Clubs are fucking stupid)
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    If you trust this guy not to cheat in general, you can probably trust him not to cheat with a stripper. Point out to your friend that you would only have reason to worry if you thought this boyfriend was so unfaithful that he wouldn't be able to say no to getting his dick pulled for $20 in a titty bar's private room. Assuming your boyfriend is not that kind of guy, you have nothing to worry about.

    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
    I think it's cool, but then again why the fuck would someone want to pay a cover charge and then pay bitches to dance? I could just have you over on my dong and not worry about the money.... unless your fees are higher.(Strip Clubs are fucking stupid)
    I'm not a big strip club patron, but... by the same logic (sorta), why do people go to bars when they could buy beer at the supermarket for much cheaper? The point of strip clubs isn't just to get the maximum amount of sexual entertainment for the minimum amount of money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Syme View Post
    If you trust this guy not to cheat in general, you can probably trust him not to cheat with a stripper. Point out to your friend that you would only have reason to worry if you thought this boyfriend was so unfaithful that he wouldn't be able to say no to getting his dick pulled for $20 in a titty bar's private room. Assuming your boyfriend is not that kind of guy, you have nothing to worry about.



    I'm not a big strip club patron, but... by the same logic (sorta), why do people go to bars when they could buy beer at the supermarket for much cheaper? The point of strip clubs isn't just to get the maximum amount of sexual entertainment for the minimum amount of money.
    I don't go to bars to drink unless I'm wanting to meet someone new.... I usually just buy my cases and go home. But I mean, I've met a good number of strippers in my life and only one of them could have possibly gotten my dong if I were so inclined(then again I guess Nashville has shitty strippers).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    I don't go to bars to drink unless I'm wanting to meet someone new.... .
    Thats kind of his point. Its more of a male social interaction thing with titties I think.

    oh ive never actually been to a strip club though

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    Ok i can understand some male comradery but them titties get expensive.

    I'd much rather sit at home and smoke some weed with my buddies. But I must not be a real man cause I just don't get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    I'd much rather sit at home and smoke some weed with my buddies. But I must not be a real man cause I just don't get it.
    I'm with you. I'd much rather stay home and smoke some with my wife. I don't need to pay a $15 cover to see some worn out, stretched out broads fake titties.

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    Yeah, I'd rather sit at home with my friends and drink, or if we are going to do something that costs a bit of money, go to a decent restaurant or cocktail bar. I'm not the kind of guy who gets my male camaraderie/entertainment in a strip club either. But what I was saying is that the reason people go to strip clubs for reasons that don't have to do with getting the most sexual entertainment for your money, so it doesn't make sense to be baffled about why they pay for what you get in a strip club.

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    The only time I've ever come close to going to a strip club I instead chose to stay in the bar we were in talking to an ugly girl I kind of knew who I then fooled around with in the bathroom.

    Turned out that, in the strip club, my very ugly friend got off with my hot friend (who, incidentally, later became a stripper) and then he stalked her.

    Maybe strip clubs aren't so bad...

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    Last time I went to a strip club, this amazing blonde dancer gave my buddy a signed captain planet t shirt after she rubbed it all over her vag. I don't think he kept it. Strip clubs are pretty pointless IMO. I'd rather just go hunting tail, it's way more fun and the success rate of secksual endeavors is better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Well that depends on which strip club you go too. I mean, if it's a really classy (there ARE classy gentlemen clubs) then no worries because the girls consider themselves "professionals." If it just a place with a sign that says "LIVE NUDE GIRLS" you might be in trouble because most of those places offer $20 hand jobs from some skank with too much booty dust. How do I know this? My friend is dating a stripper....and she makes lots of extra Jacksons.
    None of your friends are attractive in any way whatsoever (myself included) so either the stripper is a chud of some sort, or you're a liar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    None of your friends are attractive in any way whatsoever (myself included) so either the stripper is a chud of some sort, or you're a liar.
    Since we move in the same circles and you know everyone I do.

    I've only met her a few times, once sober, and she was kinda of a butterface, but other then that she is pretty cool. We were hanging out at this guy's place in Payson and he had a "support" pole in his bed room so we all went up stairs to see what she could do.

    Ever see the King of Queens episode where Doug gets his wife a pole and then needs to show her how to use it? Yeah. Summed it up pretty well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    Ok i can understand some male comradery but them titties get expensive.

    I'd much rather sit at home and smoke some weed with my buddies. But I must not be a real man cause I just don't get it.
    The issue isn't that you're not a real man... it's that you and your friends are anti-social faggots.

    Also, you're not a real man.

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    You're fine. It's not like he can fuck the strippers with his eyes. I'm more of a chillin at people's houses than going bar hoppin. Meanwhile atmosfear continues takin it in the ass from nine castles.

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    I went to a strip club only one time, paid $10 per beer, and donated $3 to strippers' g-strings.

    Plus I found my tit twin. It was really an incredible moment.
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    I've never had a tit twin before.

    Now I'm jealous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViciousMentality View Post
    I've never had a tit twin before.

    Now I'm jealous.
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    Virginia sucks because they are non-nude strip clubs, and I've been to some really bad ones where one stripper had a really bad cesarean scar. There is one strip club in Virginia called Fantasy Island where they do get nude and some of my friends have gotten handies and blowies. One of my roommates and his friends picked up a stripper and all dropped some ecstacy and fucked the shit out of her and recorded it on his phone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Pino Rage View Post
    One of my roommates and his friends picked up a stripper and all dropped some ecstacy and fucked the shit out of her and recorded it on his phone.
    hahaha wow that is awesome

    i think

    ...it's one of those things which is either totally cool or completely sordid

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