Turn Ons/Turn Offs
Any odd ones?
For me
Turn ons:
-left handedness
-veins (in forearms)
-paleness
Turn offs:
-eating mac and cheese with a spoon
-bad drivers
-overly overweight people
-overly overweight people eating (for some reason it really bothers me when I see really fat people eating anything but a salad.. because it's like they don't even care... kinda harsh, but that's the way I feel hah)
Last edited by WellAdjusted; 05-07-2009 at 03:07 PM.
turn off
dicks
Oh fuck yeah, watch me write my name with my left hand. Do you like that baby? Does that make you wet?Originally Posted by WellAdjusted
Err, this can be taken many ways. Where do you like your "veins" and how do you like their appearance?-veins
Do you mean cock veins? Varicose veins? Forehead vein?
Turn-ons:
-nerdiness that's carried in a sexy way
-thinness
-beautiful eyes
-lighter skin
Turn-offs:
-overt arrogance
-fatty fatty fat fats
-overt stupidity
-dark skin
For example, one time, I went with a potential trick to the National Museum of Art, and he didn't know a goddamn thing about anything there.
And like most gays (at least in DC), I'm fucking sexually racist. Only difference is that I'm ashamed of it.
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
Turn ons:
Love for Star Wars
Fitness minded people
Lighter skin
Turn offs:
People who text constantly
People who are constantly depressed
ohhh I love paleness haha
and I meant veins in forearms... I should change that to clarify haha
I know left-handedness isn't really something you get turned on by.. I just like left-handed people because they can do more with their right than I can with my left... nahmeen?
I can honestly say that I wouldn't know a thing about anything in there as well... but you wouldn't be interested in me anyways so it's not so bad
Million dollar question: ambidexterity?
Turn ons:
Laughter
Smile
Sense of humour
Referencing obscure things I love that she doesn't know I love
Ironing (I am fine doing all the housework but I SUCK at ironing, if you have a vagina and you can iron then you win major points)
Turn offs:
Looks obsessed
Bigotry
Obnoxious taste in music
Fake tan
Big time turn off = back hair.
Really, hair anywhere is a turn off for me (other than the head of course)
Another turn off for me is being a bitch
Chest hair is manly. Rugged. Virile.
Back hair and I equate you to a different phylum.
I'm pretty much hairless on my chest and back, Hell I can't grow hair on my face that well.
Turn Ons:
Intelligence
Humor
Thin to "healthy" weight girls
Asians
Ok with, or uses Drugs themselves(coming from a long time user)
Turn Off:
Stupidity
Seriousness
Fat or Super skinny bitches(I don't want to see your fat hanging out of your shirt, nor do I want to see your ribs)
Excessive Pubic hairz
Last edited by Vengeful Scars; 05-10-2009 at 04:13 PM.
lik dis if u cry evertim
Q: What's the difference between an Asian male and a woman?
A: I don't know either.
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
A: On an Asian girl that tiny, almost invisible fleshy nub is called the clitoris. On an Asian guy the same nub is called the penis.
I'm a pretty hairy person.
So are you alright with ass hair gina or does that count as back hair
I haven't really thought about this much, but I do not like self-involved women
Ok so that is almost a contradiction in terms but sometimes it doesn't happen
well i mean
Turn-ons:
Decent smile
Sarcastic
Intelligent
Decent cook
English accent
Turn-offs:
Stuck-up
Under 180 pounds
Horrid cook
Can't kiss for shit
Has a dick
Last edited by Pepsi; 05-07-2009 at 11:05 PM.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
ahaha, yes you should clarify, my dear
haha, well when you put it that way, i can understand.
without thinking about it, i sometimes do mundane tasks like using a mouse with either hand, and on rare occasion people are like "i thought you were left handed; do you always use the mouse with your right?"
so yeah, most lefties have to develop capabilities with their right hand because we live in a right-bigoted world :C
oooooh, whatever; the internet has a way of amplifying arrogance.
not aimed at you specifically, but i have found that what constitutes "lighter skin" is relative. one guy who found me attractive said that he's not into darker skin people, which makes me wonder how light "light skin" is for him :-p
haha, i can't seem to meet people who don't text constantly.People who text constantly
fix'd
also:
lolOver 180 pounds
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
wait...turn offs UNDER 180 LBS? so you like heifers or something?
Well, he would rather breed with his own species, of course.
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
Oh also for some reason I don't like British women but you know
well i mean
turn on is any kind of accent
turn off is hairy chicks and super shortness.
Turn ons:
Shit
Turn offs:
No shit.
I don't know any ambidextrous people...
I don't really think it means anything to me.. no different from a right handed person I guess (to me, anyways)
Are we eHarmony now?
turn ons:
nice ass
wear skirts a lot
if you can make me laugh, you're doing well
quadruple knee surgery
turn offs:
excessive jealousy (little bit is kinda cute but there's a line don't cross it)
FOOT ODOUR
My mom and her bf met through eHarmony and everytime a commercial for it comes on it's kind of awkward..
I thought it was slightly relevant
Left handed girls give better road head/hand jobs because their dominant hand is closest and they're not reaching around trying to get to my dick.
my like my dick isn't reaching all the way around to her
like:
nordic features
dislike:
a lot of shit
too predictable asshat
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Turn on (only if she is attractive to begin with):
smart
witty
sharp
nerdy
Turn off:
fat
short hair
loud
obnoxious
acne
ugly legs
Oh wait, and that sort of demure kind of shyness, the kind that goes away after you get her to open up to you for the first time. That is really really endearing. Big turn on.
welladjusted according to your profile i am your perfect man on all counts
As long as you don't count when you dance then we're soulmates. Let's date.
turn on:
intelligent
geeky
wears good shoes.
dark hair and eyes
plays piano
turn off:
obnoxious
wears sketchers
bad teeth/ breath
my 80-20 bisexuality gave this more size than I thought it would lol
turn ons:
tall
red hair (don't ask why)
foreign accents (esp. british, australian, and latin)
readers/writers
open-mindedness
verbal in bed
sexy/wry/shy smile
definition/muscular physique (or)
extra meat (not talkin' fatty mcbutterpants, talkin' just a little extra)
sweat
musky aroma (men only)
jocks
body hair (on men only)
turn off:
bigots
arrogance
jealousy
"bone thin" skinny
emos/depressed people/downers
gossip queens
queens (if I want a man, I'll look for a man. If I waned a woman I'd go get a woman >.>)
prudish men/women
Last edited by StonedOne; 05-08-2009 at 09:45 AM.
Hey baby.
Turn Ons:
Hottie
Intelligent
Gingers
Turn Offs:
Ugly
Dumbass
you're lucky he doesn't have the same standards.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
Ok, I got all the turn ons, now...what if all the forks are dirty? And what if I like aiming at people jay walking?
Hey sexy :P
Why don't you come on down to NC and get some chocolate cream? [/cheezy porno voice]
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