What to do?
This girl from my work said she wanted to go to the mall with me on Saturday to go shopping. A lot of my coworkers think she is very beautiful. What should I do/say when we meet on Saturday? Should I try to make a move on her? If so how? She has a boyfriend. What should I wear? What if she doesn't show up then what should I do next time I see her?
smear peanut butter on your crotch and show up naked with a double sided dildo hanging out of your cunt.
Just be yourself? If she has a boyfriend, there is a good chance she isn't a carpet muncher. Just hang out and have fun. And wear something casual, not too flashy, but yet still stylish.
Originally Posted by KT_
Oh man, I can now die a happy man with a smile on my face. I screamed in laughter when I read this.
Wear as little as possible, revealing as much of your body without the threat of being arrested for indecent exposure.
Anything to distract her from your poisonous thoughts.
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She hangs around this other girl. One of them is on the chubbier side. The chubby girl has a crush on her. They are friends. The chubby girl keeps on hugging and kissing her on the cheek. She also tells her she wants to touch her ass/ boobs. If I go really close to the girl she will ask me what I am doing/ trying to do or what do I want to do. The chubby girl does whatever the girl says and hangs around her. I think she likes the chubby girl because she weighs double my weight and could beat me up easily. One of her other friends is way hotter and I see them chatting alone or walking out together when they got off their shift at the same time.
I'm I try to be myself, what if I do or say something creepy? Then the mall cops could come and talk to me.
Last edited by Satori_Everything; 05-15-2009 at 01:51 AM.
She hangs around with her friend, this chubby girl that has a crush on her and keeps hugging and kissing her on the cheek.
My God, you sound like you wrote Dick and Jane.
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
Slip her some x and have wild, wet, lickalotapus sex in the handicap stall in one of the bathrooms.
one of your problems is you don't have common sense, so try to stop thinking and acting on those thoughts
you're there to shop, you're not there to ponder about her relationships with other people of which you don't have the slightest clue
whenever you have an urge to do something significant, stop yourself and consider whether a normal person would do the same thing, don't think about it in terms of your own desires or whether you think the mall jerkops would be interested
and wear something normal girls your age wear so you blend in
because being a drone is better than being you (I don't really mean this)
however, in the case of satori_everything, this is true.
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
you're right about most of this, but i don't think thinking about what would a normal person do, instead of what would you do is the right idea...
she just needs to learn some common sense.
not just blindly do what others do. otherwise she doesn't really learn anything, and is just being a sheep, or drone as you put it.
which yeah, isn't better than being her.
i'd rather have no common sense than be a drone, at least life would be interesting (for me)
There is no way that satori_everything is real. No one is like this.
there are plenty of people like this, even if Satori is fake
Christian Weston Chandler is the most extreme example I know, and he has mental problems
it may be too late, depending on how much other people have tried to show (not "teach") her
since school doesn't officially teach them this stuff, they fail to interpret underlying messages, and the problem isn't so detrimental that they get sent to shrinks, some of them don't even realize that they're lacking
she probably can't understand drone-ish behaviour, which makes my advice impossible to follow
(just talking out of my ass here, of course)
I can't understand why I'm responding to one of these threads.
She has a boyfriend, so she's straight. This means that for some reason she actually wants to try to be your friend, so be a damn friend and stop thinking about trying to put moves on her or anything. Go. Shop. Have fun. Get a fucking clue.
Wear a t-shirt and jeans. It's pretty basic attire for any sort of situation.
And if she ditches you, then she's a bitch. Either that or she came to her senses and realized there's no point in talking to you.
Satori Everything I do not believe the situations you post about are real. I am not even sure you are real, but if you and they both are then you live a ridiculous and retarded life. These are not questions without obvious correct answers in the first place, and even if they were you would still be the only person who could decide them because you have more relevant data than we do.
if this weird creature actually exists, i wonder if she's happy.
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
LOL
I like the suggestion about tshirt and jeans better than some of the suggestions of clothes to wear. I think I will go with that. So thanks. As for not trying to make moves on her, I wanted to thats one of the main reasons I wanted to go out with her. But then again going out with a woman I like I like better than staying home on my computer. So maybe if I play it safe and try to act normal girls wll be more willing to hang around me than if I act like I naturally would.
Edit before I asked this question: I was thinking about wearing a tanktop because it is so hot. Plus my khaki pants because they are so comfortable. But would people think I look like a lesbian?
Last edited by Satori_Everything; 05-15-2009 at 07:46 PM.
You are a lesbian, you dumb fuck, so why in the hell does it matter? Have some pride. And lesbians and straight girls wear the same damn clothes.
And she is obviously not a lesbian if she has a boyfriend, so there's no reason to even consider for a single second trying to hit on her or trying to make yourself look hot for her.
God, if you are real, I really hope there's some explanation for you, like being dropped on your head as a child (several times) or something.
For some reason she likes the chubby girl at work. I think because she's scared of her. She also hangs around the hottest female coworkers- the ones that I like. She also wants me to wear dresses and get a haircut. She said she wanted to give me a makeover and asked if I wanted to come to her house for one. So I don't know. I don't think she likes me. She just wants me to change my appearance so I look more how she wants me to look. She acts all sad when I say I don't want a haircut and then she goes to talk to someone else. She says it would make her happy if I got a haircut and asks what she would have to do for me to get one.
Shut up you stupid twat.
so she wants her to change in spite of her and her and her
Satori_everything is nine castles
I called it
dress up as a white knight and then challenge her boyfriend to a joust
that'll show him
seriously. ive always thought it was pretty obvious but people on this site are retarded.
does anyone really think there is a person like this out there who believes mall cops will arrest her if she says or does something creepy? durrrrrrrrr
My solution for you?
Wash your mouth out with buckshot
yes, obviously
Are you so fucking stupid that you think you're gonna convert someone to lesbianism? Do you know how creepy it is when lesbians hit on straight girls? Especially when they're creepy people to begin with, like you. If you're worried about pushing her away, don't hit on her, that's rule number 1.
Anybody who believes this thing is real is obviously an idiot.
Even if it's not real, I know in my heart there are people out there in this crazy mixed up world we live in that are really this fucked up.
Just dont be weird... o wait
best way to get her to love you is to show her how much pleasure you can provide her.
while she's peeing and got her pants down, stick your finger into her peeing vagina.
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
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